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The angels protect me, The demons respect me.

“cheating is a series of choices”

“i’m the meat in an incompetent sandwich”

“upside down bowling pin lookin ass”

“we grow too soon, and wise too late”

kotah would be giving me the side eye with how much i’m crying 🐾

victoria’s secret fashion show did nothing but tell me i gotta start being more active lolllll

22 blows.

new yorkers please stop driving like it’s still new york in PA. I’m sick of you ppl not using your brakes and tailgating everyday.

“2025 or 2026?”

update: so it never crashed. just got worse and now normal homes are half a mill 🥲

“every life time”

“nothing beats a jet 2 holiday”

“is it green yet?”

been obsessed with cranberry pecan chicken salad 🤤

the worst pain is when you sleep wrong and now you can’t function cause your neck and shoulders hurts.

anyone else really tired of social media?

“overstimulated”

“are we behind a hearse?”

@oso_fps @BealNye ✨

@BealNye and @xenamei_ using their combined powers to pull some more heat today. I will no longer be opening my own packs, I will only be funding their opening experiences from now on. Anyone that would like to use their luck, I'm renting it out on an hourly basis 🤣🤣