@Eagle_mus2 @bizlet7 They have never seen anything vaguely resembling real hardship, and was spoiled growing up. So they never really grew up, mentally. They're throwing tantrums.
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Mike Lawson | マイケル・ローソン
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Mike Lawson | マイケル・ローソン
@xg8m3
cranky old guy. this is the spot I've picked to watch the downfall of western civilization.
Katılım Nisan 2022
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I had no idea they'd still be here for the 4th. He's not lying, that... might actually be bad. It's our 250th, and we've an audience to show off for, so you know shit's gonna get out of hand. That much alcohol and explosives, it wouldn't shock me if we fuck around and fire a nuke for shits and giggles.
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I can't wait for Europeans to experience a real 4th of July in America — especially on our 250th anniversary. Buckle up, you’re in for one wild ride!
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If USA beats you in the World Cup
That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup
New rule I just made up
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@Walter2079053 @Pinboard How many people a year are willing to drown in the Rio Grande for an outside chance of getting to live as a fugitive in Luxembourg?
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Dear Americans, I can't overstate the extent to which acting naturally will make you look like a simpleton in Eastern Europe. You know those sweet kids with developmental disorders who just hug everyone they meet? That's what you are with your smile to us.
Rod Dreher@roddreher
From a 2017 magazine in Prague offering advice to US tourists.
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@bunburyoudoujp Lol she's actually kinda good at it.
Makes sense it would be China that introduced you to the fent lean. They're the ones that shipped it to us.
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Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy
Almost gotta stop and admire it 💀
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I just saw this post:
“Bringing American Culture to Japan 🇯🇵🥹”
Note the 小红书 (Xiaohongshu: RedNote) watermark.
This is a Chinese video. Probably a Chinese tourist in Japan trying to be annoying and drive a wedge between the countries.
Don’t fall for it.
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Next time we're gonna make hot pockets and play PlayStation, and mom says we can stay up past midnight if we're quiet.
Bobbi@kittenaround_51
I hope history remembers this as the Great International Sleepover 2026 🥰🌍
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Goddamn it, Norway, you come back here with that, put it down! Drop it! Bad Norway!
Odegaard@Martin08fanpage
🇳🇴 Norway fans have set the standard at this World Cup — unmatched passion, energy, and support. 👀🔥 #WorldCup #NOR
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Mike Lawson | マイケル・ローソン retweetledi
This is the picture we’ll be showing our grand daughters when we explain why women can no longer vote.
Liberal Hivemind@LiberalHivemind
Imagine protesting like this in the EU parliament on behalf of rape gangs and 3rd world subversives. White women are an interesting breed.
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No seriously, Japan fans can never leave Texas.
Spotted in Fort Worth. 🤠  ⚽️
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Mike Lawson | マイケル・ローソン retweetledi
TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.
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@PabloEscoburner Some say this is how Chuck Norris ascended to Heaven, the day he proved, once and for all, that even the Grim Reaper can't outrun Chuck Norris forever.
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At this rate Freddy - after gaining 20 pounds - will be flying back to Germany on the back of a bald eagle, shooting an AR-15 while drinking Miller Lite, flanked by F-35s streaming red, white, and blue across the sky while Free Bird is playing from the heavens.
Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7
This is the most American I‘ve ever felt🇺🇸
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@rhyswithispoon There's a reason every bouncer in every titty bar in America looks exactly like them. Fat guys have to have a tremendous amount of muscle just to walk around. If he weighs 350lbs and can walk up a flight of stairs, he can probably toss the average man like a lawn dart.
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Every once in a while you catch a glimpse of these guys legs and you remember how much muscle is packed under there. The western understanding of sumo just being a bunch of fat dudes couldn't be further from the truth man. These are some strong ass motherfuckers.
みなもと@_D404ME
宇良関 カッチカチやぞ
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Mike Lawson | マイケル・ローソン retweetledi
Come again soon, Cowboy.
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Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7
The soundtrack of our roadtrip. A full circle moment.
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@JeffSechelski @AngryBootneck I'd be genuinely surprised if there wasn't at least one crazy asshole in Florida loading up his personal arsenal and trying to figure out a way to cross the Atlantic on a fanboat. I'd be on it with him if I could.
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@xg8m3 @AngryBootneck Folks in the UK could use some tannerite about now. A LOT of tannerite.
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The liberal retards are confused that red blooded European men want to check out enormous gun shops and massive petrol stations that sell loads of booze and scran. What did you think they would go visit, the African American Heritage Foundation and the Dildo Museum? 😂
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