xhsgkn

Grass can always be green on your side if you use artificial turf.

@Alexiirander 😅for a minute I thought ni boynembe imeinua

Boxers za siku hizi ni fake Sana. Hii hata haijamaliza 3yrs ishatoboka Katikati.

@Mnauwoo Avicado

huyo wambui wa kiss fm ukitoa ovacado kwa tweets zake unabaki na avi.,,,,sijui ovacado ilimfanyia nini😭😭.

@sparrowincrisis Grey Goose

Any recommendations?

“AI will replace you” Me who already replaced myself with Claude:

⁦@jmcnally647⁩ Stop sending me this shit…

💔

per WHAT

two dyslexics walk into a bra

Imagine if Heisenberg was famous for robbery and NTV reported with some corny 'Heistenberg' headline

😆🤣🤣🤣

you want me to touch grass? the earth's pubes?? how dare you.

@okayyyyylaura 😭you ought to have kept this to yourself. Now I'll be looking for the stereotype everywhere.

Lmao, you can tell Citizen TV is owned by a Kikuyu, something about the theme colours screams Waru, Carrots and Minji.

I hate how time flies. I love how time flies.

@AbnGrym is lit

Today I was caught lacking🤦‍♂️ #GotToWork

@kuwamocho_ 🤮

kfc mtaani

@tonynjeru_ @wewesamwewe @KWSKenya 🙂👍🏻

@xhsgkn @wewesamwewe @KWSKenya 😂 experience

At Manga, along the busy Nairobi-Mombasa highway, a silent moment of distress lay hidden off the roadside. Not far from the road, in plain sight, was a steep pit, quiet and unforgiving. That’s where the foal was. He must have slipped in at dawn, or maybe the night before. No one saw it happen. One moment he was tucked safely beside his mother, the next, gone. Down in that hollow, he struggled for footing as the loose soil gave way beneath him. Above, his mother paced the rim, ears twitching. She couldn’t reach him. She could only wait. Then, the KWS Tsavo Vet Unit led by Dr. Limo, stepped in, responding quickly as always. The team moved with urgency, their actions precise. This wasn’t just a rescue, it was a race against time. The foal was successfully rescued, and moments later, he rejoined his mother and the herd, safe once again. Behind every rescue is a team that never clocks out, 24/7, every day! Support our vet teams today and be part of every rescue. 👉 kwspay.ecitizen.go.ke/donate #SupportWildlifeConservation #ThrivingWildlifeForever

@tonynjeru_ @wewesamwewe @KWSKenya Ok, what should one look for. Like let's say you've pulled a tiddy out, what should I check so that it doesn't splat milk on me?

@xhsgkn @wewesamwewe @KWSKenya If they walk naked

@tonynjeru_ @wewesamwewe @KWSKenya 👀