vaccinated xin still washes her hands

Found a Linkedin viral post generator and it's already my favorite part of the week lol viralpostgenerator.com

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

These two images are gonna be seared in my mind forever

@StruggleBusEq This is amazing and I think I'm going to go do this rn

@ComeGetYourCat @ellle_em Your twin yacked on the carpet at 4 am ☺️

@ellle_em He drooled on me 🥺❤

@hunterreject I'm biased: my original xc colors 😭

@BelladonnaU My coworker called it the Tuesday-est Tuesday ever.

I'm exhausted. Is anyone else pooped out too? Must be all these 2s we're lugging around today. 22/2/2022 on a Tuesday.

@punchlinecopy I'd you have a high(ish) budget: Legos!

@StruggleBusEq You are not alone lol

please adjust the spooky dial. turn it all the way up. it is time

I work at a thrift store and found this vaccine card from 1956. Felt weirdly timely

I said what I said

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#DidYouKnow the Moon is probably further away than you realize, in fact, all of the planets in our solar system could fit between Earth and the Moon.

And so, ultimately, the Jeopardy host search failed because the questions came after the answer.

IN THE 80’S PEOPLE WERE SCARED OF RPGS INVITING DEMONS INTO THEIR HOMES AND I WANTED TO CLARIFY FOR THOSE STILL WORRIED: THEY ONLY COME WITH OUR DELUXE EDITION

@TacoChelle13 @sarahschauer You got me. Wtfff I love it.

@sarahschauer Dunno why but I immediately thought of the worst bear attack in Japanese history en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebets…

@Knees2NoseBasis I had a plan, then got happy and excited ... and ended up crying. Oops.

I have to give a speech at my best friend’s wedding in 4 days in front of 200+ people… I have some bullet points, but that’s about it… I guess it’s a good thing that I work best under pressure?