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*Dom gives an order* Bratty subs:

(photoshop of a bird shitting in a mans mouth ) GUY: THis is what society has become GUY 2: I can feel myself becoming radicalized from this

Ratio

Reality check

Men invented golf so they could go on walks together and they invented podcasts so they could have meaningful conversations with each other

a fun fact about me is that virgil texas still follows me on my nsfw priv. he requested it in like 2019 and has had unfettered access to my penis since then. i don't know what interest he could possibly have with it though since it is the penis of an adult

my roommate is like “the cat won’t stop waking me up at night so I give her treats *every time* she wakes me up at night” I don’t know how to break it to her

kishimoto really answered these in the same breath lmaooo

call me Watchmojo the way I’m getting Top from all these 10s

wives and their crudités, am i right fellas. one pound of asparagus should please the ol ball and chain 😂

time to buy normal groceries for my human family. we’ll start off with thirty carrots and a tub of guacamole

Published author, folks

Queer is a better term than LGBT for the same reason kink is a better term than BDSM.