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@JasminLaine_ the people who actually think this are still living in 2025

“Pierre! The next Prime Minister!!” Poilievre at UFC in Winnipeg!

@kosxanitta Did last week not teach you anything?

Si yo fuera Justin Bieber cancelaba mi presentación en coachella después de esto, que vergüenza ir solo con una computadora a reproducir canciones cuando se acaban de presentar estás dos divas del pop antes.

@PierrePoilievre What deal did you strike with the guy whose seat you took?

The Carney Liberals did not win a majority government through a general election or today's by-elections. Instead, it was won through backroom deals with politicians who betrayed the people who voted for them. While the Prime Minister spent the year on this cynical power grab, he has doubled the deficit, and given Canada the worst grocery prices and housing costs in the G7. Liberals expect Canadians to give up, get complacent and go away, so Carney can have total power without any accountability. That will not happen. Our country and its people are worth fighting for. We will continue to fight for people to afford homes, food and fuel. We will continue to fight for safety in our streets. We will continue to fight for our resource workers and soldiers. I will continue to lead that fight every day and in every way in Parliament, across the country and in the next election, when Canadians will reclaim the country we know and love.

@yourgrljulie 😍😍

@BillSimmons Hey Bill, can you point out to me where Toronto is in the standings?

Unbelievable Celtics win and an even worse Magic loss. Joe Mazzulla incapable of tanking ever under any circumstances. 5-6-7-8 seeds just got thrown into a blender!

@T2UCrp They'll manage it by moving it all online

This second day is even crazier! Prismatic is not worth it. Costco needs to manage this better

@JanetTheepoet @usedwifi Dude you can't dance if you think both styles are aggressive

@usedwifi Nah, so is the ch**k. Both of them are f**king garbage for making this trash a*s choreography. Both of them b**ches can't dance.

the white one is so aggressive and nasty he has a dark spirit

He clocked it. Truly. #Bieberchella

@SwiftyRuza He's literally singing

I'm crying this might actually be the worst performance i’ve ever seen. He’s literally just playing music videos from youtube… zero effort, just pure laziness. #coachella x.com/i/status/20432…

@adriiisinmas It's really not that serious, you should actually be embarrassed about your take

@yourgrljulie okay mami

latina baddie

@yourgrljulie Why would anyone need to be convinced 🤭

convincing him to record a sex tape with me bc why not

The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea

@AzazeL_the_God Haven't transferred any yet...is it SV mons that are only affected? From other posts it seems ZA works?

PSA: There is a massive bug with transferring pokemon between Pokemon HOME & Champions 1. Error displays when attempting to send HOME mons to Champs 2. Those pokemon can no longer be moved to Champs, traded in HOME or moved back to SV They are basically trapped in limbo

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Cactus club being a luxury resto in Miami/Boston is killing me. The way the Toronto one is treated like a slightly more upscale Jack Astor’s 😭

@DaleWilliamsOG @BlueJays You could've just said that he's human, but go on

@BlueJays Before you guys send hate towards Jeff Hoffman, remember you aren’t just attacking a player but a father, a husband and a Christian. One bad game shouldn’t takeaway what he’s brought to this program and we should be looking forward to seeing him continue to lead our Jays 🇨🇦

Trump's death will unify the world in ways no living president could ever achieve.

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic