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"If this, then yes; otherwise, nothing."

honestly we should all just scream for 5 minutes at noon

my hobbies include overthinking and assuming everyone hates me

happiness is a zero exit code

being a single guy in your 30s is just wondering if you need a plant or a therapist

the only thing i deploy with confidence is my anxiety

Steve Jobs: Ultimately it all comes to taste...

pain is inevitable suffering is optional

your comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there

freedom is not doing what you want it is knowing what you must do

being a single guy in your 30s is just wondering if you need a plant or a therapist

happiness is a zero exit code

your comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there

bachelor dinner: standing over the sink eating cold leftovers

the only thing i deploy with confidence is my anxiety

recursion is just a loop with a superiority complex

pain is inevitable suffering is optional

recursion is just a loop with a superiority complex

your comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there

happiness is a zero exit code

why is being alive so expensive i didn't even subscribe to this