Adrienne Stortz

So I've written my first ever Medium post about how choosing to formula feed was the best decision I made as a new mom: bit.ly/2IoINvs (Thanks for the encouragement, @jhedelstein)

@KA_Brooks I still think about your book years later (thanks for writing it!), and learned how to animate quotes just so I could include one of your quotes in my latest video (jump to 1:30) - youtu.be/79HPdY1KxkQ

@jhedelstein Thank you, Jean!!

@CurreenCR Another way to phrase this question is...Can you make coffee while having a conversation?

Discussing this Adrian Tomine story (below) last night, I discovered that my wife can have intense conversations while simultaneously thinking about other things entirely. I can’t, I just have the one heavy conversation/do the one hard thing. Am I the weirdo here?

@valspeaks Yup, same. To women, the language is diminutive, to men it’s pumping them up. I’m a boss, too, guys.

@xoxoadrienne I've been called ma'am, sweetheart, sweetie and "my dear". That's the same right?

@tedforbes I randomly bought an Argus c4 at an antique shop last month and am now really excited about shooting film. 2010 Ted is dropping some helpful knowledge. Thanks! Hope you’re well. youtu.be/KW847jQpesY

@dakotakim1 I think that there’s a lot of unnecessary pressure about doing a perfect job at it, so I can’t get behind saying you are only allowed if you go 100%. It’s almost impossible and also mostly doable and rewarding, especially if you let go of perfection.

@Al_the_Lew The Immortalists by Chloe Benjamin.

@jhedelstein I’ve only done it alone once in a whole year of swimming. Switch to our class and I can help you! :)

@jhedelstein Did we not mention that? It’s exhausting, eh?

@LittleFeet_21 Thanks for reading. 💕

@Leighbra @row_ie_argument @jesshopp I wish I’d heard about this article in 2003.

@1ChelseaMorning Does a plastic sippy cup uppercut at 7AM count?

If you haven’t been clocked in the face with a frisbee before 9am, are you truly awake??? #ouch #nannylife

@bennettmorrison I was recently evacuated from a C car due to apparent “spilled bodily fluid”.

Considering the trains I’ve been on, I shudder to imagine what must have gone down to make a train so unsanitary that is gets pulled from service.

@pwallinga Only keep in the things that tell the story of why you are the exact person for the job in question. Not all the things.

Dilemma being that cutting unrelated or less-important jobs puts false gaps in my résumé, but also I'm literally RIGHT out of school

A résumé goes to two pages when...

Still thinking about this quote from @mindykaling in the @nytimes nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@jhedelstein Everyone does not know this. Everything is so much easier when women just do all that baby stuff and men make the ideas and the money.

CR: Why do they wear fur coats? Me: Why wouldn't they wear little fur coats? CR: Because that's like us wearing skin coats. #littlefurfamily

@KLAMorrison You’re welcome. As long as that new sweet baby is fed and loved, it’s enough. Good luck doing whatever is best for you. 💕Congratulations!

@xoxoadrienne thank you. Having just given birth via an unplanned c-section I’ve been in tears finding the process of breastfeeding so hard. Medical professionals in the uk push breast is best & as a result my mental health was greatly effected. Your blog really help.

@mrjessebutts I’m mostly surprised to hear that need to use less than and greater than symbols daily.

True confession: Nearly every day I have to Google less-than and greater-than symbols to keep them straight.

@nyfacurrent See you soon!

It's not too late to register for tonight's "Finding a Job in the Arts" online workshop w/@xoxoadrienne! It takes place from 6:30 PM - 8:30 PM EST - more details here: bit.ly/2IeWmAW #NYFALearning