(((Eagles Diaspora)))

@ThatEricAlper Call U.N.I.T and make sure they're in touch with the Doctor.

What could possibly go wrong?

@CNN Well it will be useful to walk into someone's living room and know that they're a moronic cultist.

President Donald Trump’s handpicked Commission of Fine Arts voted to approve a commemorative coin for the United States’ 250th birthday featuring the president’s likeness. And it’s going to be big. cnn.it/4bkaQvM

@Blueverse01 Yes, for flavor. No, for American corn producers.

BREAKING: Do you support RFK Jr mandating companies like Coca-Cola to remove high-fructose corn syrup ? YES or NO ?

@GigaBasedDad No. Steaks that require steak sauce should be a crime.

Steak sauce should be a crime.

@ibaird @jdpoc Well..yes..and I love to guess...though my guesses are usually less "you're from So-and-so" and more "you're from the same area as What-their-name". But c'mon. Can *you* tell the difference between Philly and Baltimore? Or Brooklyn? or New England? Or are they "American" to you?

@jdpoc There is no such thing as a ‘British accent’. Only Americans use that silly, ignorant phrase. English, Irish, Scottish and regional accents within Britain, yes, but a ‘British accent? No.

She was probably just jealous that her neighbour was able to speak properly, use long words, construct complete sentences, and make total sense.

@pishycat92 @jdpoc *Brits* not understanding satire?!? OK. Someone call Ian Hislop immediately. This can't be allowed to stand.

@jdpoc Brits not understanding satire.

@ClearwaterJoe @nina1174 @ronsterd89 No no! As I understand it, it's quite painless.

@nina1174 @ronsterd89 Ouch!

Your husband rejects your food over a little misunderstanding and goes to bed hungry. As a good wife, what will you do?

@nina1174 @ronsterd89 OK. This is the second person to suggest this. I would never be in this situation and I'm *still* getting nervous...

@ronsterd89 Suffocate him while he sleeps?

@stevewightman1 @ronsterd89 And let him off *that* easily. I *hope* not.

@ronsterd89 Ladies, I’m assuming that a pillow held over his face is not a viable choice…

@TyGrateful @dougboneparth But William protested in Dutch and everyone just thought he was clearing his throat.

@dougboneparth William & Mary was robbed, they deserved the 1 seed that year!

March Madness has come a long way…

@DannyWallington @dougboneparth Sigh...*please* tell me this was a joke that didn't land...

@dougboneparth Basketball was invented in 1693

@dougboneparth And it was entirely rigged! The refs refused to learn Dutch, so William could never call a timeout! What a travesty.

@EndWokeness CBS is now less a "news" source than Fox. And November is still coming.

NEW CBS POLL: 80% of the US favors a law to require photo ID to vote 99.5% of House Dems voted against it

@mattvanswol Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts Words are not facts

Illegals are voting. Illegals are getting free food. Illegals are getting free childcare. Illegals are getting free education. Illegals are getting free tax credits. Illegals are getting free healthcare. Illegals are getting free housing assistance. Illegals are getting free legal representation. Illegals are getting free mental health services. Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states. It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.

@AndrewKolvet They're not afraid; they're going to win. SAVE does not have the votes. Now, if it's rewritten so 1) it is the gummit's responsibility to put ID's in voter's hands and 2) there was a "trial" period to demonstrate that people were not being disenfranchised, it might pass.

Lisa Murkowski has been on the Senate floor for over ten minutes. As a member of the GOP, she's doing an EXCELLENT job of advocating for the SAVE America Act… oh wait... no, she's not. She's explaining why it's apparently TOO HARD to overcome logistical and geographical issues because of sled dogs and other things far less important than our nation's sovereignty. The amount of effort these people put into opposing something as simple as voter ID is astronomical and only proves how afraid they are.

@AgathaChocolats Human unwisely trusts Enting. Commiserations.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

@CameronHar46486 @oelma__ Yeah...they weren't fighting a war against their governments were they? I was rather assuming we were well past "tractors" if we're having to use weapons with capacities like that. I fully understand and respect the Power of the People.

@xphoon @oelma__ The protests in Europe, you would be surprised what a population can do with just tractors, front end loaders and semis, considering they have no guns over their, yet they still reeked havoc on their local government whom do have guns, imagine our population, a pop with guns

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@CameronHar46486 @oelma__ Yeah..OK, so I think that's a camera, but if it *weren't*...Your little...whatever that is mimicking...isn't even going to stop most urban police forces let alone the US military. Hell, the US doesn't even need to put *anything* on the ground to take you out now. Grow up.

@oelma__ To protect ourselves from tyrannical governments that wish to take our RIGHTS AWAY, something you know nothing about ATM, that will definitely change, you will find out and then you’ll be wishing u weren’t so ignorant about our right to bear arms, read a fucking history book

@EOEboh The information comes from congestion values measured on the local cell towers. They record the number of phones entering their area and exiting, so they know both amounts and rates of change. Based on this can decide where there is traffic and how "bad" it is.

As a developer, have you ever wondered: Google Maps tells you there's traffic ahead in real time There are no sensors on the road So how does it know?

@WilliamTaborDDS @RossKneeDeep Those are just words of another panicked white guy who saw a non-white in the Oval and is still trying to justify the racism that he'd been in denial about until that point by claiming that "Obama divided the country". How? You don't mention that do you?

@RossKneeDeep He took the goodwill that got him elected with a majority of the White vote and twisted into partisan hate that endures to this day.

Okay, I'm reposting this just how I saw it. Some of the negative answers were just crazy and I think we know why... Help me understand something. Some of y’all act like every problem in America started with Barack Obama. So let me ask: Did Obama create slavery? Did he invent Jim Crow? Did he start redlining? Did he found the KKK? Did he write segregation laws? Did he launch the War on Drugs decades before he was president? Or did those problems exist long before he ever stepped into office? No president is perfect. Criticism is fair. But blaming one man for 300 years of history isn’t serious — it’s just politics. So I’m asking honestly: What problem did Obama actually create? I’m listening..............