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@yohomieallen_ Emiru who’s 16 already had a syphilis blood test, but was it a chat that told her it was an STD? Sex education in school really is just “don’t get HIV” isn’t it? The rest is Google it yourself 🙃
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Emiru didn’t realize that syphilis was part of an STD/STI disease until her chat had to tell her then Emiru said it was on her blood test at the age of 16 😲
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@thamosdeaf Best COVID art? Not a movie, not a song. But a game that came out three months before the pandemic and got us all practicing social distancing and the gig economy at the same time. Kojima 1 - 2020
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If we’re talking best COVID art there was a massive and widely acclaimed video game about a worldwide pandemic which came out pretty much right at the start of the shutdown. Just saying.
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"everyone will double it forever" i think we forget just how Stupid some people are
brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig
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Ada yg istrinya 2 yang kalau khalayak ramai tau bakal heboh sejagat. Hebatnya yaaa bisa2nya nutupin rahasia sebesar itu. Silahkan kalian tebak, kalau nanti ada yg bener saya reply tweet ini.
Denis Malhotra@denismalhotra
Tapi, kak, ustad Hanan Attaki beristri dua 🙏🏼
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Hahaha I feel so bad for this deer. In Nara he gets bothered by tourists every day to take pictures with him and feed him. As soon as he ran off to Osaka he got caught by the police and lost his “National Treasure” ID.
Poor deer, he was just out for a little stroll, but ended up getting caught up in local regulations 😂
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The deer that wandered into Osaka is in legal trouble:
The Governor of Nara has stated that deer that leave Nara Park lose their legal status as national treasures and become "wild" deer.
This means that Osaka can't send a "wild" deer back to Nara Park.
Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸@mrjeffu
It looks like the Osaka city government has sent workers to guard the deer that seems to have wandered into their city from neighboring Nara. Deer from Nara Park are legally treated as national treasures, so it's important to protect them.
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@BarstoolILL Single Google search = Shad Khan exposed. From London to Champaign just to return to his old home. Billionaire stuff
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A single Google search would’ve prevented this tweet man
Andrew Pritchard@skydrama
Who in the world is flying direct from London to Champaign, Illinois?
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@HabisNontonFilm Pesan moral: jangan pernah remehkan tukeran seat di pesawat, krl, bus dsb 😭
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Sebuah kecelakaan maut pesawat menewaskan 132 orang penumpang dan kru. Hanya 1 orang yang selamat.
Istri dari salah satu korban meninggal sempat gak terima, karena yang selamat itu tukeran tempat duduk sama suaminya. Dia ngerasa, harusnya suaminya yang selamat.
IG : Lenny.diary@Lenny_diary
🧑🏻🦱Mbak, Boleh tukeran tempat duduk? 👧🏻 Maaf, gak mau 🙏🏻 Aku aja download apps loh demi biar bisa pilih seat. Btw ini case nya 6 orang sekeluarga dapatnya agak mencar. Sebelumnya udah minta ganti seat sama seorang bapak. Tapi abis itu mau minta lagi tukar seat ama aku 😤
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i have watched this so many times, i need a conclusion to this story.
Redd@ReddCinema
This is cinema.
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Gillian immediately called it heinous and everyone was thinking the same thing. Sora’s safety eval is only 96%, not unsafe in nudity and sexual content. That means out of 1M prompts 40K pieces of harmful content could still slip through.
Is this sudden shutdown really just because of a business refocus or is something currently under police investigation?
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@queenmavka 10.6 inches? Dude that’s not a penis, that’s nuclear weapons. Unfortunately the target is a lesbian
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unfortunately the 10.6 inches werent a typo or lie 💀💀💀💀💀💀 what in the horse cock is happening
mae@queenmavka
wow finally it has worked
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It’s no surprise, his name say it all, IShowSpeed. he’s been playing football and junior varsity basketball since high school. Those spin moves and explosiveness? that’s pure raw talent and west african genetics. It’s just a shame he’s only 5’8 145 lbs. Otherwise he’d be in the NFL right now
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What’s his actual story? there’s no way he’s this athletic/talented by chance
Speedy HQ@IShowSpeedHQ
🚨| NEW: The NFL released another angle of Speed hitting a spin move on real pro athletes and getting past the entire defense 🤯🔥 Do you think Speed could easily make it to the NFL? 👀👇
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@Fintech03 What’s worse they intentionally set it at 99.93% so it wouldn’t look like 100%, afraid people would think it was too perfect and suspect they were lying.
In your opinion, what percentage would be realistic if the voting were truly secret and secure?
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For anyone wondering who this 0.07% Junta is (How do I know, cos I once had this random urge to travel to North Korea & ended up doing a deep dive):
The 0.07% are almost never "No" votes. In North Korean elections, you do not tick a box; you take a printed ballot with 1 name on it & drop it in a box in an open room. To vote No, you have to go to a separate secret booth & cross the name out with a red pen while being watched by security.
These are people who are physically unable to reach the box. We are talking about citizens working on deep-sea fishing vessels, laborers in Siberian logging camps/those who died in the 48 hrs leading up to the vote but had not been processed out of the local registry yet.
BRICS News@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 Kim Jong Un wins North Korea's parliamentary election with 99.93% of the vote.
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Sooo.. I mistakenly booked a flight out of the wrong city and didn’t realize until like 3 days ago. Yesterday I booked a new flight, different airline, out of the correct city and decided to take the $75 loss. Just now, they offered me to sell my wrongly booked flight for $228 for a flight voucher. I SWIPED SELL SO DAMN FAST! 😭😂 know Ima have me a good day 🤣
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@vinaverdemusic Punch is a little mediator who puts in 100% effort but only has a 10% impact standing there on two legs like “Guys guys please stop and let’s take a break first” but he’s completely ignored, pure chaos + pure cuteness😂
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Yesterday (17 March).
Atomaru was seen fighting with Sotomaru 👀👀.
Punch was confused, clueless, and tried to stop the fighting, but he couldn't 🙈. In the end Momiage came to stop the fight but ended up being scolded by Atomaru. Also Sotomaru got Atomaru's fur too 😅.
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Sebuah pertikaian di dunia open BO.
Jadi bapaknya bayar 150 ribu untuk ah ah ih ih, tapi belum kelar mbaknya udah mau pergi. Merasa ditipu akhirnya si bapak marah, trus ngerekamin si mbak sampai keluar kamar sambil ngomel2. 🤭
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