R3X🇲🇺

@Pamso29 Il veut la carrière du goat et même sa meuf

Les hématomes de fou

Lamine Yamal is UNREAL. 🤯🇪🇸

When I was 19, I had my e-nikkah done in a Discord VC so I could islamically e-date this white girl I had converted. She ended up cheating on me with the Discord server owner, like 3 weeks later. He was also the one who acted as her wali and as the prime witness

La quantité de meme sur Charlie Kirk qu’on pourra faire mdr

@Xavier75 C’est quoi la liste des pays ?

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

J’ai pas acheté de bitcoin en 2014 j’ai pas ramener le tacos en France en 2016 j’ai pas inventé tasty crousty et j’ai pas crée la skibidi tentafruit de merde

Le président de Málaga a écopé de 3500€ d'amende pour avoir tweeté "Grâce à Allah, la racaille catalane ne sentira pas l'odeur de la Liga."

Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 20 ur competing with ur childhood heros for women ur age

Nestle just lost 413,793 KitKat bars. Someone stole them off a truck heading from their factory in central Italy to Poland, about 1,300 km away. Roughly $1 million in chocolate. The truck, the bars, all of it, just gone. A European Parliament study puts cargo theft costs across Europe at €8.2 billion a year. That works out to about €2.5 million worth of goods disappearing from trucks and warehouses every 24 hours. The industry group TAPA tracked 157,421 cargo thefts across 129 countries between 2022 and 2024. Only 6% of those included how much was actually taken, and that 6% alone added up to €2.7 billion. The real number is way bigger. Germany gets hit the hardest. DHL's own data shows that a truckload is stolen every 20 minutes there, costing roughly €2.2 billion a year. The fastest-growing method is "phantom carriers," where criminal groups register fake trucking companies with forged documents, show up at warehouses with legit-looking paperwork, load the cargo, and drive off. No weapons, no break-ins. Just forged IDs and a clipboard. The German Insurance Association logged 88 phantom carrier cases in the first seven months of 2025, matching the total for the previous year. Food is the most-stolen category in Europe, accounting for 10-20% of all cargo thefts. Chocolate is a top target because it doesn't spoil, everyone wants it, and it sells fast on unofficial markets. 20 tonnes of Nutella and Kinder Eggs were stolen in Germany in 2017. A crime ring that moved 287 tonnes of Swiss chocolate worth $8 million over the course of 2014. 20 tonnes of Milka were taken from an Austrian factory in 2019 using forged pickup papers. Timing makes this one sting. Cocoa went from about $2,400 per ton three years ago to over $12,600 in late 2024. Prices have dropped to around $5,000-$6,000 in early 2026, but that's still double the historical average. In Poland, where these bars were headed, chocolate retail prices jumped 32.6% last year according to EU data. The product is worth stealing right now more than at almost any point in the past decade. Nestlé says each bar has a scannable code that routes back to the company. Decent tracking. But when €2.5 million in cargo disappears from European supply chains every single day, 413,793 KitKat bars are a rounding error.

Seeing stuff like this makes you wanna have kids

y’a un maire qui est interdit de rentrer dans sa ville pour une affaire de viol mais c’est un noir à saint denis qui dérange

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

How those extra 10 minutes of sleep feel

"Every Fajr that arrives after a night of sin is a second chance"

on rigole mais y’a une vraie explication sociologique derrière le fait que la fille de l’ancien président de la république s’improvise pâtissière banlieusarde à Aulnay

pq la croix débloque un nouveau skin à chaque fois ?

@Trump_Fact_News Azy en Inde hein

🚨🇮🇳ALERTE INFO : 14 morts à cause de l’effondrement du pont JK ! Une femme, choquée alors que le pont s’effondrait sous elle, n’a pas survécu. (F)

@halteconnerie donc l’ayatollah tweet en français et pour toi y a pas de problème ?

🔴 Et voilà pourquoi il faut éviter de programmer ses tweets sur X : si on meurt entre-temps, on a l'air d'un con. D'un con mort.