Chris

@TwitWormXXX Harry HighTowel

@JJDodders Speaks well of you

@Hermesparcels pretty disgusted by the attitude given to me by your delivery driver when I took too long to answer the door. If he caught C19 from my cough as I opened my door it’ll be his own fault. He was determined to wake me. I have footage of entire incident.

@FetishFreakLDN Are they mine from the bag I dropped off t'other day? I'd get such a kick outta that ;-p

Yet another two handsome young men just jizzed on the #ffjizzpants. #christmasjizz 💦💦💦🎅

@phillavelle Still can't process this. So sad. Do you know of any service or memorial event?

Raising a glass to a dear friend tonight who we just found out we have sadly lost way too soon. Neil was one of the Twitter original crew - from ten years ago. And he became a great friend. Such sad news to hear he's passed. God bless 😞

Today I mainly remembered and cried. It was an honour and a privilege to have had Neil Penlington as a mate. A fascinating, considerate, intelligent, fun, modest, smiley force of nature with an impressive list of life achievements, despite its too-soon end. R.I.P Mr P. xxx

@LBC I may be wrong but I think I heard the newsreader mistakenly use the word "Ofcom" instead of "Oxfam". Oops! - Chris Whitechapel

@JoshuaSpeers I am so not interested in you

@nanoleaf Why does your payment gateway keep cancelling my order? I've tried 3 times with 2 different payment methods. I'm going to miss the sale now :-(

Wall art made of light???! This is SO cool, check it out #myAurora uk-shop.nanoleaf.me

@LockedSporty @FetishFreakLDN Me!

Sexpot handsome young dude with a deliciously big dick having his 1st jizz on the #ffjizzpants . Corrrr 🍆💦💦💦💦💦

@FetishFreakLDN Phwoar - the bloke in the background is pretty fit too ;-)

@KTHopkins @LBC Do you honestly believe people *choose* to get into such a state? Perhaps b/c they want to be vilified by publicity whores?

@CaptainKaneway I'm genuinely impressed - I'd have expected it to be made by a team of devs in a large software house. Snaps

@CaptainKaneway Holy crap! YOU wrote MacID?!?!?!

Can you spot the arsehole? Look closely now.

Couldn't let today go without breaking my twitter drought. A selfie - it's what he would have wanted. R.I.P. mate xx yfrog.com/mmbwdfsj

@Isleepinthebuff Why thank you... Google aren't exactly beating down my door but it does the job. Hehe