Lucy

I bet nobody has developed carpal tunnel from biting their nails as fast as I did

Talked to this chill lizard he said he don’t associate with yall #lizardpeople #politicians

@BBCWorld sorry kid they ripped the clothes hanger out of my hands

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announces birth of baby girl bbc.in/3QM2GEJ

@BBCWorld Funniest thing is that baby gonna wish she was aborted

If I shit posted as much as I shit I’d probably post once one week and then 9 times the next

Yall I mispronounced hantavirus as hentai virus and these fuckers started licking the water fountains