Astronautumn

@Scott44Mitchell Oh absolutely, like you said you never know!

@Scott44Mitchell x.com/i/status/20586… I just saw this tweet, any good?

I was excited to check out AEW Double or Nothing in person today. Sadly, the scalpers upcharged everything like crazy, and I was too late trying to find tickets. To all my friends (and everyone) going, enjoy it! Looks like a fun show. #AEWDoN

What I want written on my tombstone; "What? I can put anything I want on it? Write that I'm cool or something."

The Frank Grimes crashout on The Simpsons is so valid

Thought I had a green woodpecker in the garden, turns out it's just a fackin' Starling.

I'm gonna laugh so hard if Terror drinks/eats the V1 and ends up killing Homelander.

That whole neurodivergent scene in High Potential - "The Faust and the Furious" is so accurate it hurts.

@folkfinch I recorded a woodpecker the other day and my audible gasp on the recording still makes me chuckle.

IDK how birders on this app are so nonchalant like "hi here's a perfect shot of an endangered species i accidentally met on my walk today anyways" meanwhile half of my merlin bird voice recordings have me squeaking and jumping with excitement at every mildly interesting bird

@GoldN64 To be fair you could also chalk this up to accurate comic representative. If he's no longer drinking the milk, he'll be less strong/be diminishing.

Y'all really out here clowning this man's appearance and obviously ain't learn a damned thing from Chadwick's situation

Life seems a little brighter today ☀️

Hug your friends 💚

How people don't view The Grand National as animal abuse is beyond me. Ban it now.

Had my first massage in 15 years today & apparently my shoulders were so tight that I had the massage therapist behind me on the bed, putting their full weight into my shoulders. Bliss.

We see pictures of the beautiful gift we’ve been given from outerspace, and we’re down here nuking it with bombs. How undeserving we are

People who use Google AI as their fact checker for conspiracy theories need to take a time out.

Everytime I see a video of Nigel Farage speaking on his future plans I feel like I'm in a black mirror episode.

It's been 4 years since a weekend holiday away and 7 years since I felt foreign sand on my toes. No amount of surviving life makes up for the fact that people need holidays. I miss the sun on my face. I miss sitting by a pool. I miss the warm, clear sea. I need a break.

Last One Laughing is utterly brilliant but it makes me kinda sad that Sean Lock isn't here anymore. He would absolutely ruin those people and have a great time doing it.

Cats are so funny man. "Cats are just aloof and don't care" nah man my cat corral's me into the bedroom to cuddle wdym aloof

Happy Sunday guys! My cat threw up this morning and the smell was so heinous I threw up in my mouth. Never a dull day.