cornbread: girlblogger philosopher absurdist

corporate introduction ice breaker fun fact abt me is that i consider scrambled eggs a part of the crunchy foods category

@dietcokegril i go tulsa soon

feeling very vulnerable rn in case anyone wants to save me and whisk me away to a better life rn

@bens_bender you know in ur heart im right

@xxcornbread how could you say this to me

it’s going to be knicks v thunder finals and it’s going to be toxic

@nova_Corpse and yet im the crazy one

@xxcornbread Ruinous I'll repute

big week for emotionally unavailable men to send songs with no context but it is surely i who is reading into it

@nova_Corpse totally insane psycho the conversation that precedes it is him telling him he resents me and has never trusted me the entire time we've been friends

@xxcornbread animals is a red flag and sure fire indicator they wanna fuck you senseless

new jim e. brown album is fucking diseased bitch give mME a chance to wallow in it before u paint it over with ur scent

contemplative monkey in shallow water

this hinge shit is easy. literally named three (3) movies and this guy was like ngl its so hot you know a lot of movies

dude im like lowkey addicting to eating sandwiches

i dont like having more than 3 thoughts at a time which is unfortunate bc eating and bathing and existing are already maxing out that list

blow me up witb a bomb

i do not use the word chaos anymore that is an ai word

i would like to yearn and post melancholically but im much too visible now

sometimes i forget to eat and start having silly thoughts “i should text the first girl i ever loved. she has probably changed. i wonder if she still wears my dad’s shirt. i wonder if she thinks about me.” and that’s where it starts to get reallyyyy dangerous!

you always can tell famous people love that singing that yodel-y “you—you—you outta know” bit as much as any regular bitch at karaoke

i got my armchair psychology degree at mathis brothers

they broke up anyway on their own. i will be moving to chicago regardless

idk what to tell you maybe i will have the guts to tell that man to break up with his girlfriend or maybe i never will and will just move to chicago instead