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Me: Hey Girl, You Pregnant?
Her: NO!
Me: Wanna Be?
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Alex Ansel “🐢TURTLE POWER✊”
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Alex Ansel “🐢TURTLE POWER✊”
@y2koolaid
🤠San Antonio Raised, 🎙Comedian As seen on 🎼@RollingStone 📺 @PrimeVideo @Twitch Affiliate at https://t.co/nJqXP2AXbP Probably a Brand Risk
Las Vegas, NV (210 Raised Me) Katılım Kasım 2007
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@kittygamingcatt Being able to only vote for 1 thing is unfair. 🤣But get that engagement 💅 (also keep up the great work)
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Hi cuties, be honest 🥺🙏🏽which part of me do you enjoy seeing the most?
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@12thFretMedia Won’t get thrown away I just won’t be hungry for it lol
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Ordered Blow and Pizza at the same time, dealer got here first…. So do I cancel the pizza order or?
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NEW tomorrow, exclusively at OnlyKarla.com with @BunnyDeLaCruz69 - a 🥵 3way you don't want to miss!
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@AmiriKing The Hickey Jersey grab move is diabolical 🙌🏻
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A black dude slaps a white bartender and learns a valuable lesson.
We are not your punching bags.
FAFO.
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@HotWifeAmara Coke, blue chew and my own arrogance and confidence. No particular order.
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What’s your favorite stimulant/sexual enhancer that makes sex better for you?
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@o2bcd8ed Another thing that should be kept away from kids 🤣
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@y2koolaid Funny you mention that. When they say Maxwell House good to the last drop, I think of Ghislaine Maxwell.
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“Epsteins Island” sounds like kosher salad dressing.
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When you courtesy flush and the doo doo water touch your cheeks looking like the worlds biggest boba tea.
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Say what you will about The Texas Embassy, but @innoutburger never got me THIS hard
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@o2bcd8ed Problem is you can only drink domestics and not imports 🤣
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Alex Ansel “🐢TURTLE POWER✊” retweetledi
Marvel Rivals Tournament for $40k: we’re just here for good vibes and to have fun :)))
Fighting game players playing for $2.50 and a pack of gum:
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