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this the type of shit my mom would send me on ig and say “probably AI but still cute”

"how did you not know i was flirting" i used to get asked out as a prank in middle school im sorry

@extravagantssss @mamaztheguru i hope i’m making sense lol i don’t want anyone to be mad at me. i was trying to validate her experience & that ppl are stupid for pulling up an old tweet trying to still invalidate her sexual orientation

@extravagantssss @mamaztheguru right. i was replying to her tweet about ppl trying to pull up her old tweets saying she was straight in 2013. like…yeah she probably said that bc she was closeted like she said in her original tweet. as a bisexual married to a man, i understand the invalidation of being bi.

When I announced I had a crush on a girl around age 15(ish?) My mom beat my ass with an extension cord and kicked me out of the house in the winter. I never mentioned my sexuality again and was closeted for years. I will never be ashamed of my closeted life; I was surviving. 🤷🏾‍♀️

this is so hard omg😭😭 Chris Brown

@mamaztheguru it’s almost like they didn’t read your tweet saying you were closeted…?

I tweeted this because a mad ass searched my tweets from 2012/2013 as a "gotcha!" Never that. I'm good now, (went no contact, came out the closet, started living for me) But imagine me coming out and getting immediately shunned by lesbians bc I'm bisexual. Like.........ok

how it feels to be in LA during this shit show of a mayoral race

the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table

Before Maddy Perez there was Manny Santos.

Neurodivergent? Back In my day we called it "a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted."

@megan_owusu seeing it in person was even worse. it was really embarrassing 😬

I could’ve went my wholeeeeee life w/o seeing the video of the lady trying to kiss nic😭

@realitvtinz that’s what she was tryna say?!

amaya can’t even read “tahoe mule.” it’s not even an act man, she’s genuinely just slow. #beyondthevilla

“i want a queen not a princess” -chris, a certified bum. #beyondthevilla

Nic only agreed to do this show to show off that obnoxious ass chain and flex the watch he got for Christmas. And ykw, I respect it, he’s funny as hell #BeyondTheVilla

Why is TJ making sense…

TJ always asking for the receipts is so funny to me

jeremiah being a May Taurus makes a lot of sense

not the mini cassie and maddy 😭😭 #euphoria

& both times cassie was behind the door doing some bullshit #euphoria

Yo can we get a charger?