sophia

opening tiktok is dangerous cause 5 mins can turn to 3 hours in a blink of an eye

Probably rude of me to ask but is rihanna um…lol

You know how some weed guys are always like “you just gotta find the right strain!!” That’s how I feel about people who think they don’t like soup

my return to twitter is sponsored by the unhinged desire to let someone know that i fucking LOVE wendy’s.

things that would immediately kill a victorian child — a thread

If an Aries snaps on you … just know we let you slide a few times before we got to that point 🙃♈️

I think it’s cute when a straight man calls his friend who is very normal “an absolute legend” because he likes him and they have a nice time together

I can’t fake any form of intimacy I have to be in love w you to even give you a hug comfortably

if ur a company that i’ve applied to that is currently stalking my socials to sniff out my character: hi <3 please hire me

if i start calling the places i’m applying to crying and being like please hire me i swear i’m qualified maybe they’ll actually give me an interview idk

Winter ain’t over until that one last snowstorm in the middle of April

it’s literally insane how governments go “i don’t like the way this person runs their country, i’m going to kill thousands of innocent people now”

@sloppypickles i don’t even think it took me 5 hours to get ready for prom

@sloppypickles girl HUH wyd for 5 hours tell me

everytime i have dumpling soup it’s like a god given experience

this is honestly stunning, i’m honoured

@Bay_wyatt i’m exciting for the seratonin this will bring

I depressed so if anyone wants me to draw them as a cat drop a photo below. Here are some examples: