bees in the trap

Smoking on that shit that made Rosa Park

nothin but rim

sorry that I got a little homophobic after 5 beers at the party babe

Narrowed down my bday party to these two what do u guys think

If you have a gambling addiction, do NOT let it win. You MUST get your money back.

@tmoney780 all I see is cheddar bruv

@yahadtobthere If the moon is made of cheese, does it melt more like cheddar or mozzarella

is the lunar eclipse when the sun’s in front of the moon?

if you put your car in park in the drive thru you’re a pussy

“do u ever get jealous of your laptop when it dies”

my baby’s having a wife

put ocean water in the brita

kill autocorrected to milk so now I’m beating off on top of a bridge

I’m that crazy ass white boy who gets three things from the grocery store every two days

disability pay just hit, got that retarded bag

the lava lamp stays on when guests are over

car crash cumpilation

what happens if your skip driver dies on the way to your house?

@epcor I am going to kill myself

hey, I have an order for a restraining