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sexual tension be more fun than the sex itself

i don’t wanna be around nothing but motivation, marijuana and money 💸🦋 weed be having me so calm like... idgaf 😂 i’m high love. i just be minding my weed, smoking my business

Smoking is the ultimate bonding tool. Whenever I meet someone who smokes it’s like we are instantly friends.

Best 🐱 comes from a mean girl that smoke alotta weed 😭😶

under all this rage she’s really just a sweet little baby princess

im such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

That look in her eyes when she bout to cum>>>>>💦😫

The Christmas tree I want.

It's legal to get drunk and act like an idiot but God forbid you smoke a blunt and eat a pizza.

when ur parents make the lamest joke ever but u lowkey gotta tell them that you got a girl pregnant

Y'all ever got so wet 💦that you had to go check & see if ya period comes on?🤣

A guy went to the Cmmunity Counter to pick up his mail. Saw the new secretary, thought she was really pretty. Chatted for a bit, then straight up said: “Hey, you’re really pretty.”She smiled and replied: “You’re handsome too.”He went for it: “Then do you want to try dating?”She said: “Oh, okay.”That’s the most ridiculous way I’ve ever heard a relationship start Two months ago, they got married. Together for 7 years now.Congrats to my weird-ass friend

Pick one feeling. Missing someone or loving someone?

when you find your 5th grade report card where the teacher wrote:"You have a bright future"

edibles low key scary bruh .. one time i sneezed bout high as fuck n i hear my dog say “bless u” from the other room n i ain’t even question it .. i was like “thank u bud” n a few hours later i’m thinkin bout it n straight up i don’t even own a dog so hol up ..

🚨- Epstein had a trapdoor in his house that gave direct access to the sea. It’s said that it was used to dispose of the victim's bodies, which would then be devoured by sharks.

"There is a chemical in weed called 'fuck it', and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life

Usha Vance announces she’s pregnant, expecting fourth child with JD Vance in late July.

When I first started smoking weed, I told myself I’d only smoke on special occasions. Little did I know… every day is a special occasion.

It’s Hard To Quit Smoking We3d . One argument & I’m getting a quarter 😂😭