rachel, deep lore enthusiast

like literally i made this pun and actually posted it and thought it was funny and then immediately my brain went “i should get demi i need adult supervision”

i had a student—completely out of nowhere—ask me how many volumes were in the seven seas tgcf and i answered reflexively before realizing what that Says About Me. oh well!

@lunawisp but he IS boyfriend

(sorry I’m too lazy to take a screenshot and I know he’s technically a mage but whatever)

I have another wizard boyfriend 🥰🥰🥰

The Burnished City trilogy by @cupiscent is now complete! Start your journey with NOTORIOUS SORCERER, a wickedly entertaining fantasy debut bursting with wild magic, chaotic sword-fighting street gangs, brazen flirting, malevolent harpies, and one defiant alchemist.

my favorite thing about xiao zhan and wang yibo is that xiao zhan's image of this sweet, kind helpful boy-next-door you'd burrow sugar from but the second wang yibo is near him he's like alright fuck this twink i'm beating his ass

what a bitch i love him so much

(they are objectively correct, hence the difficult face journey)

today some of my students described a scene in the book we are reading as “emotional pegging” and my god, i had a face journey

harry and draco aren’t gonna fuck themselves!

being a teacher means waking up at 4am to lesson plan and then reading fanfic instead.

@Cthonical ALSO MY LIFE

we did it lads

@lunarriviera pretty common with new covers on reprints, in my experience! most of the time we’d never know until the books showed up there was a new cover

@yamblr yep the redditor who found the first one said it was the 25th printing, as opposed to the 23rd. still weird there was no announcement?

it's been however many days and capri likers still can't solve the mystery of these random-ass new covers??? only seen in two (2) US bookstores??? deeply sus

@taheta_ STOP I NEED IT

his grandchildren try to find out who this “xz” is, but can’t find anything of use until wyb finally reveals to them that xz is a man who he’d had a secret affair with spanning many years. cue flashback 60 years ago when wyb first met xz as a student in shanghai

ficcing thoughts while watching downton abbey: what if wyb, when he’s very old with grandchildren, receives word from a lawyer that he’d inherited a luxury villa from xz… bc xz has passed. no one in his family knows who xz is and are baffled by wyb’s mysterious past

tangerine snail 🍊

@tectonicplatter fr fr fr

fuckboy yibo hooking up with sean xiao until they accidentally catch feelings and xz is like ‘fuck i guess you can know my real name’ and yibo is like ‘that’s not what a hookup pseudonym is???’

i still have half of this draft