😂😂😂

@sn0oozey Tell me about it, turns out I’m afraid to kms ???!? I don’t wanna die or put in the effort to kms but I also don’t wanna live

Being unlovable and still refusing to kill yourself is so brave but nobody ever acknowledges or talks about it.

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

@Ewaslike Yo delete this I look chubby

oh look me and Josh Allen in the same picture

@StacksTheGoat4 Song rly pulls it together

Ohh the joy of the 2024 season before injuries ruined everything 🥺💔

@batistanem516 “I miss Joey gallo “

“I miss Hitler”

@tinaturttle Getting dogged by a guy and ur best friend rly just takes away the light in ur eyes

Proof that Friendship breakups hit so different because you expect the worst in a relationship but my FRIEND?! 😭

Knicks have to face Prime Paul George first round

@responsiblerob I love Mr David

kristi noem’s husband:

I actually never want to have kids

I hope to have a daughter I can name Charolette Claire

@emalkova22 Ever **

And suddenly i didn’t want to be anyone’s girlfriend anymore

@i3Moment I’ll never understand the hype , looks like something you’d get from target , overpriced cheap junk . Please develop a sense of taste

apm rings 💍

Ugly Betty’s getting more action than me

@pedr_____0___m A bit shaken but we ball , Ty ! Happy good Friday 🪺⭐️

@yankeysss I don't know u but hope you're alright

I actually can’t believe I almost died . Like I almost. Died. It could’ve been over within seconds . My eyes are shot open and I can’t stop shaking . I’m driving like 20 mph on 95. I can’t believe I was faced with something I’ve been wanting for so long but when it was so close

I shunned . I just want to go home and hug someone but there’s nobody to hug 😂😂😂

@btsreverie @dollarbillbluez U like that huh

@yankeysss @dollarbillbluez wow

Can anyone who truly recovered or went on to find the love of their life weigh in here

Never mind I actually just almost lost my life

I’m going to mykas again , I’m addicted atp (not rly I just wanna get out of the house )

@libriscent One is pushing it honestly