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j cole can be like peepee poopoo googoo gaga n his fans will be like “the emancipation of the apartheid and discrimination against minorities was not miniscule to simply outshine the underlying meaning of the second part of the verse where he said “gaga” further proving that-“

Mi esposo está haciendo un curso en línea para aprender a cuidar niños con autismo y cada vez que completa un módulo me mira así:

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

i never open reels sent to me its just none of my business unless i love u

يارب احمي جوزي من الصلع الوراثي

احنا كلنا عايشين نفس الحياة

بحب بوستاتك اوى انا عندى نفس امراضك بالظبط

احد كوابيسي اني اكون متزوجه وارضى ب 1000 ريال

period

there’s absolutely no reason for pandora charms to be that expensive

It's like watching DaVinci painting the Mona Lisa.

انا اوبن مايند لدرجة انسى ان في ناس تنجن على اتفه الاشياء مثل لبس بنت مالهم علاقه فيها

The growing inaccessibility of science that you can understand by paying €27.99

somebody is treating me really really good and instead of enjoying it I just hear the clock ticking

al klayda is crazy work

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

i never beg except when it’s to differ

how tf are you sudani raised in the philippines that just doesnt compute

8 meses de novio con ella pero toda una vida de fanfics conmigo

eternal sunshine of the unemployed mind