Yash Mehta

@viram24 ong bro

ain't nothing more embarrassing than fucking up at the grocery store and hearing, "Help is on the way"

life isn't about achieving success it's about achieving flyness

they should have an empty space between each step on the escalator. because imagine someone standing on the step right behind you and when you glance back they're right there breathing down your neck

I’ve never wanted to try anything more than the lotus flower from Percy Jackson when Poker Face is playing in the back 🪷

@viram24 that is the exact opposite.

they need to make shorts that lengthen when u sit down and shorten when u stand up

music starts playing in the car as soon as you sit in the driver's seat based on your mood that your brain signals no need for aux

@Rishabhkhedkar just gotta improve upon the 5" inseam

@yashm00 get this man on shark tank asap 🤯

if ur in a huddle for a sport you need the ball in your hands to talk @joshmiller04

@viram24 im doing sooo good👍!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometime u just hav to watch t v and chew on the dried fig

you ever buy shorts that might not look fly but they feel fly asf?

@ElenaRistoski no 🧢 get it

@yashm00 nah pulp gang 4eva

bottle of juice with a net at the top instead of a cap

velcro-able pillow sheets so you don't have to stuff each pillow inside.

type every letter on ur keyboard left to right in order and youll make a bunch of words

massage chair but for ur face

I don't joke around.

there's so much