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ITS ABOUT TO BE 2026 AND I FINALLY DID IT YALL

Standing up and doin’ a lil dance after hitting “send” on a big deadline that I’ve been working on for an entire year 😀

I really hope none of my coworkers are weeb enough to go to anime conventions with the cosplay that I have planned this year 🥲

Have I really not tweeted in 2024? Hello?

@ifsclimbing PLEASE keep @AlexHonnold as a commentator, he was pure entertainment and comedic relief A1 hilarious comments 10/10 would listen to him again 👌🏼

@bahabalaa I’d just send back health reels relating to her (she’s a vape head) 😛 /petty But idk your mom could be perfectly healthy haha

@yasmoneys what do I send my mom who keeps sending me health reels ....

My mom started sending me religious reels on IG so I started sending back eldest-daughter-trauma reels. Two can play that game, mother…. ♥️

Is it or is it not appropriate to force a mall date with my boyfriend because I have a Pokémon Go quest there

@Marvel can you guys do a Spideyverse convention thing where we all make our spidersona costumes and go to take pics and eat cool stuff like the Spiderman popsicle pls PLS PLEASE

These days we got too many food trucks and not enough ICE CREAM TRUCKS. THE UNIVERSE MUST HAVE BALANCE.

This year I got me a therapist for my birthday and it’s the best gift I’ve ever given myself. She quoted BEEF today. I love that woman.

My sister thought she was doing me a solid wiping off the dust on my eyebrow but she damn near wiped off my whole eyebrow 😭

I was just testing out my volume with my new Loops earplugs which BTW I HIGHLY RECOMMEND if you’re older and have been to too many concerts where you stood too close to the speakers lol

I went to a Keshi concert and all I got was a SHUSH from a 4’11” Kevin Nguyen with a curly perm and a dangly earring I’m fuckin mad lmaaoo

“My Batman is Andrew Garfield” - me I’m done drinking.

New LinkedIn picture :)

Idk what trauma happened for me to happily vacuum and cook for someone else but not have an ounce of want to do it for myself

“cool CoD map” - me at any power plant, sand mill, pipe foundry, etc

@_jeffnguyen_ So innocent when he isn’t handling a handle 🥲

@_jeffnguyen_ We ain’t ready 🥵