Evil Maggie (wicked & sinister w/ malice in heart)

the little engine that lowkey couldn’t

AOC presents jars of dirty water to an EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) official after a Meta data center began construction in Georgia: “This is the current drinking water in Morgan County, Georgia right after the Meta data center was constructed.”

@SnookiWaterhaus hi jack

Apple vape called the GeniusBar

yurislop is an oxymoron

@communistdauhtr @Dopinow people joke that when they’re ovulating, they act irrationally, driven by some primal sex drive. the joke implies that women are their hormones and have no autonomy. it’s reductive and reinforces the archaic idea that women are naturally irrational due to their cycles.

@Dopinow idk if im being dense but what does ovulation have to do with any of this?

#ilovemylife #ilovemyfriends #iloveasunnydaywithabreeze

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

happy kms friday! #kms

@SnookiWaterhaus it’s not safe i’m arranging for your stoning in the town square asap

is it safe to say that i’ve never actually seen the original video of this…

tears in my puerto rican eyes

gay ass fork found in gay ass kitchen

i bring a sort of “don’t call them bitches bro” vibe to the everywhere that people kinda refuse to take seriously

@kneee_uh sure bro.

@yassquez hi so we're actually monitoring the situation

affirmations for the function I'm hosting on sunday

@kneee_uh don’t care

@yassquez pity like btw

why did this vague wordsalad retweetable type post that ppl comment affirm under just make me emotional

@SnookiWaterhaus 🥹

@yassquez a simpler time…