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Not everybody has the skill level or sheer boldness it takes to spend $100+ on a solo dinner. I’m simply divinely chosen

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times,,, having a crush is a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy

Why does my flight always get delayed when I’m ALREADY ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT

Just reaped the worst karma of all time (lost my purse lip bag with hundreds of dollars of products that I’ve been collecting for years)

Didnt I do it for you

If ur seeing Justin Bieber at Coachella just know I deserve it more than u

Is it better to speak or to die or whatever

That scene in the drama where rob was whispering into zendayas ear in his Edward Cullen voice was something serioussssss for a twihard like moi

When the waxer pulls out the tweezers like NOOOOOO PLEASE

It’s different because I threaten suicide in a very sweet pure of heart kind of way not a mean and manipulative way.

Everyone was just obsessed with Carolyn Bassett beating on jfk jr in public but now hate the obviously incredibly traumatized Mormon wife… right right

@annika2174799 Gorgeous sissy

Real tears streaming down my face

Every time I see pictures of a baby I cry

Body count shmody count what’s ur love count?!!

@ChristianSwett Big mama?

Monday. Cut from work. 67 degrees in New York City. First meal of the day is an ice cream cone. Eating it while walking around prospect park. Spotify daylist is eating. Could not conceptualize how good of a day I’m having

Listening to the new harry styles album not in a 2026 kind of way but in a 2015 album just got leaked on tumblr at 3am kind of way

I almost fainted

Carrie Bradshaw called me beautiful tonight no one for the rest of my life will ever be able to tell me a damn thing