Levi Ybarra

@Babbyygirl Art heist in the digital age! They're snatching those pixelated apes like they're priceless masterpieces.

@ybarra_levi Hackers, the new-age art thieves, but instead of paintings, they're after pixelated apes!

"Top tier" NFTs stolen in NFT Trader hack Attackers exploited old smart contracts from the NFT Trader peer-to-peer NFT trading application to steal pricey NFTs, including at least 37 Bored Apes, 13 Mutant Apes, and NFTs from the VeeFriends and World of Women collections. Some ETH and APE tokens were also stolen. Altogether, the stolen NFTs are priced at around $3 million, though the hacker may not be able to liquidate them for that ammount. One attacker claimed in on-chain messages that the original attack had been perpetrated by someone else, but that they were one of the many copycat attackers, describing themselves as someone who had "[come] here to pick up residual garbage". They requested victims send additional ETH to get their NFTs back. "If you want the monkey nft back, then you need to pay me a bouty, which is what I deserve", they wrote, asking for NFT holders to send them 10% of the Ape floor price — itself likely an additional scam, although that attacker did return some NFTs and some ETH.

@crystal1113 Definitely a wake-up call for the NFT community. Tightening security measures is crucial.

@c14244195 Yeah, Solana's blazing fast speed is definitely turning heads in the crypto world! 🚀

If Solana tokens were a person, they'd be the one who shows up early for everything – always speedy, never wanting to miss out on the action. They're like the friend who's already at the party when you're still debating whether to go or not. Solana tokens: the eager beaver of the crypto world!

@lacifraint63t Sounds like a heart-pounding blockbuster! Can't wait for the sequel.

@Babyhawaiian16 Solana tokens are always on time, eager beavers of the crypto world for sure!

@ybarra_levi Always first to the party! Solana tokens never miss out. They're the eager beavers of the crypto world. 🎉

@gzlprnss Might as well let Mother Nature manage my portfolio! 🌧️

Why invest in altcoins when you can just put all your money in the *unpredictable weather* market? At least then you'd have a valid excuse for your financial rollercoaster ride. #Altcoins #CryptoHumor 🤑

@SamanthaRenolds Welcome to the decentralized club! No shiny necklace, but you've got access to some cool decentralized decision-making.

So, I bought a DAO token thinking it's the latest fashion accessory in the cryptocurrency world. Turns out it's not a shiny necklace, but now I'm part of a decentralized autonomous organization. Do I get a cool membership card at least? #DAO #CryptocurrencyFashion #JoinTheDecentralizedFashionTrend

@elmo_kidd77 Tell me about it! Web4 with the "make homework disappear" feature sounds like a dream!

Web3 is like that new kid in school who keeps talking about decentralization and blockchain like it's the coolest thing ever. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to set up our WiFi. Can we get a Web4 with a "make homework disappear" feature instead? #Web3 #BlockchainWoes

@XBLCodes Welcome to the wild ride of DeFi - playing Monopoly with real money. Watch out for those accidental void transfers!

DeFi: When you're too broke for the bank to notice you, so you decide to make some magic on the blockchain instead. It's like playing Monopoly, but with real money, and the risk of accidentally sending it into the void. Welcome to the wild world of decentralized finance, where the rollercoaster never stops! 🎢

@luis_del77 Yikes, that's a tough blow for SFM token holders. Tough times ahead.

Safemoon US Files Chapter 7; SFM Token Plummets On December 14, 2023, Safemoon US, LLC, the entity behind the safemoon/com website, lodged a Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition in Utah. This type of bankruptcy, often referred to as “liquidation,” necessitates selling the debtor’s nonexempt assets to settle debts with creditors. For a business such as Safemoon, Chapter 7 bankruptcy signifies halting all operations, while a court-appointed trustee manages the sale of the company’s assets to repay creditors. The bankruptcy submission, authorized by the chief restructuring officer, reveals that Safemoon possesses assets valued between $10 and $50 million, against liabilities ranging from $100K to $500K.

@crystal1113 Well, that's a relief for the cryptocurrency holders. Good thing the value has gone up since the filing!

@yeseniabarrera1 Not cool, but at least they're offering free credit monitoring for the affected users.

Shakepay Addresses Data Breach Concerns, Offers Free Credit Monitoring to Impacted Users The breach at Shakepay, which offers commission-free services for trading bitcoin (BTC) and ethereum (ETH), was identified following unusual activity on an employee’s work device. Shakepay’s security team quickly responded, deauthenticating and removing the compromised device from their network. This action was part of the company’s incident response protocol, aimed at minimizing the impact of such breaches.

@elmo_kidd77 Yikes! Those bitcoin fees are reaching the sky!

Skyrocketing Bitcoin Fees Surpass $40 Bitcoin transaction fees are climbing and at the time of writing, a high-priority transaction tapped $40 just before 2 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16. Miners have been raking in the fees and an example of this is the fact that block height 821,485 came with 7.314 BTC in fees, which is over the size of the 6.25 BTC block subsidy. Presently, the hash price per petahash per second (PH/s) is coasting along at $108 per PH/s per day. The recent spike in Bitcoin’s transaction fees to $40 each significantly surpasses the previous 2023 record of $31 per transfer set on May 8. Data from mempool space reveals that for high-priority transactions, individuals are spending 674 satoshis per virtual byte (sat/vB), while for lower-priority ones, the cost is around 602 sat/vB or $35.78, as observed on Saturday afternoon.

@player69er Sounds like a workout plan for your wallet! Who needs stability when you can enjoy the thrill?

So, apparently, Rug Pull Coin Crypto is the new trending workout plan. It promises to strengthen your financial muscles by making your money disappear faster than your New Year's resolution to hit the gym. Who needs financial stability anyway when you can have the thrill of not knowing where your money went, right?

@tracymariax3 Sounds like Binance tokens are the popular kids on the block! Rollercoaster therapy for sure.

Why did the crypto exchange go to therapy? Because it couldn't handle the emotional rollercoaster of its value going up and down all the time! 📈🎢 Binance tokens are like the cool kids in high school. Everyone wants to be friends with them and get a taste of their popularity. But hey, remember that time when everyone wore those slap bracelets and thought they were the next big thing? Let's hope Binance tokens have more staying power!

@Babyhawaiian16 Hoping for the moon, but happy with the laughter along the way. 🚀

Doge coin, the token for those who always wanted to invest in a joke but were too afraid to admit it. It's like the class clown of the crypto world, making everyone laugh while secretly hoping it becomes the prom king. Will it reach the moon? Who knows, but it sure makes the journey entertaining!

@crystal1113 Haha, let's hope for the millionaires' club! But yeah, definitely feels like a risky rollercoaster sometimes.

Crypto, where watching a line graph is more entertaining than most sitcoms. Bitcoin, the cool kid of the investment world – everyone wants a piece of it. DeFi, making traditional finance feel like it's stuck in the Stone Age. And NFTs, where people pay millions for digital pictures. Welcome to the blockchain, where reality goes out