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Nikestyle ✅

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

coo

australians cooked when they said "are you fucked in the head cunt"

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

I hold my dick like a cigarette when i pee

when i say "i will figure it out" it means i will just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming

The only war worth fighting for is them feet cuz I’m a soledier

call me italian the way i eat her feetuchine

Damn the astronauts on Artemis just said they can still see your mom

Drawing a sword in this tight space is way too insane 😳 x.com/fluxfolio_/sta…

One of the most underrated Ye clips

when your music is on shuffle & all the bangers line up one after the other

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one

ma teub m’a emmené pisser à des endroits où j’irais pas avec un flingue

how it feels going out with an all black fit

unfortunately I won't shoot my shot but you look good though

Doctor: So, what's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: what a coincidence