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@libsoftiktok Another reason to hate Fed Ex

BREAKING: Tanner Horner, the FedEx driver who kidnapped and m*rdered 7-year-old Athena Strand in Texas has been sentenced to death.

@Headshok1962 Even the kid is sus.

Whut?

@ayeejuju It’s a motherfukin 🎶CUM SHIRRRRRRT, yeahhhh🎶

i don’t get it

@BrianAtlas Only so much harassment and belittling before we don’t care anymore. Thankfully, I locked my wife up, but I feel for today’s men.

Chivalry is dead and women killed it

@gotrice2024 Why is she crying? Settle down u daffy broad.

A woman was on her daily jog as she always does, not paying attention she feels a swoosh by her, she looks and sees nothing, she keeps going. Shortly after, it happens again, this time she sees what’s going on, according to her, a huge bird mistaken her for a rodent and is trying to make a meal out of her. If I was running and a bird came at me, I don’t think it would be hard to get away, if anything run into a nearby business and let it pass. I would think if it was a big enough bird it would be aggressive but how often are people being mistaken for rodents?

@uscfan981 I like Miz and Luger, Vicious too actually. His botched on promos were part of his charm tbh.

Is this accurate?

@thechosenberg Man, kinda seems that way honestly. I bet she’d likely bug in him if he had pics of his exes anywhere too 😁

Does this count as getting cucked

@Rightanglenews There’s zero chance they aren’t eating babies in there right?

Failed Snow White actress Rachel Zegler, who cost Disney more than $170 million in her role as the princess, is being brutally mocked for her Met Gala appearance, particularly for her odd jaw movements.

@sciencegirl Idc how much money I have, never, and I mean nevvvvver doing that. May as well just go to a brothel at that point and save yourself the stress.

A lady is going viral for creating a “date deposit” app, only dating men who prepay her date preparation costs. What are your thoughts

@BrianAtlas Body count are miles on your pussy odometer.

Body count matters, cope more lol

@DelusionPosting Or like…don’t let them smash without a condom? OMG what a concept!

@AnthonyCumia If he’s hungry, jail has food.

Your safety. Your LIFE is secondary to this guy and his need to defend criminals.

@TheLucyShow1 This is the very first thing they taught us in auto class in HS, find the chassis to apply the jack, not the freaking door!

He should have known this was a bad decision! 😫

@MatrixMysteries I used to be licensed to sell Home Owners insurance. The entire point of “insurance” is to bring you back to the point you were at before the incident. Boo on this company. Granted I was licensed almost 20 years ago so maybe I sound stupid here. FAIR!

A woman loses her home in a fire. She asks insurance to rebuild the SAME home—no upgrades, no expansion. Insurance says NO. Her policy only covers what the house USED to cost. After years of paying premiums, she finds out the “coverage” disappears when she actually needs it.

@MissedtheFence @amithearsehole @HazelAppleyard Odds this person doesn’t look like Han Solo owes her money???

@amithearsehole @HazelAppleyard This is why women need to have their own money and never be a SAHM. Never rely on a guy. They are vile creatures who will do anything they can to harm women. They deserve the loneliness they’re experiencing.

AITAH for agreeing to open relationship while planning my exit?

@amithearsehole Honestly, kind of an asshole, but the way divorce works kinda forces u to be an asshole one way or another. Either aggressively or passively.

@Tablesalt13 Oh u mean that skank who admitted to drugging and robbing men?

Cardi B went to the Met gala as an intestine this is what the rich do with their money

@thechosenberg That sounds beyond bipolar

She’ll just get worse, doesn’t that matter

@InsaneCope She has a complaining kink apparently.