michael

Everyone is insane except me

My worst fear is that I learn to play to drums and I end up being one of the goofy looking ones instead of one of the cool looking ones

@sadphalanges Mark Ballas from dancing with the stars

@ychael_ Who the hell is that

New lookalike just dropped apparently

"devs used ai" is unfortunately no longer a valid criticism unless you're talking about art assets. Every piece of software that has been made in the past few years relied on LLMs to be written

Breaking into the tech industry just to show them they're allowed to dress normal

@sadphalanges Covering my eyes with both hands every time I see her in a lobby

I am no better than a man I’m gonna live in this skin I’m so sorry

Peter griffin ruined an otherwise goated shirtpants color combo

Is "explosive" a legitimate medical descriptor?

Interviewer told me she's rooting for me and that this role would "change my life" I'm throwing up

Every lie we're told about Chinese communism is just a real thing that exists in America. Like what do you mean we have an AI powered social credit score that prevents us from getting jobs

Has anyone on earth ever used the sd card slot in their car

Apparently there's some kind of magical hex on my car's AC that TWO different dealerships can't fix

My body is having a greater reaction to having an interview than it did during any of my life threatening car accidents

Have you heard of treating others how you want to be treated

First thing my dad said to me this morning was "did you hear the news!"

Atp I don't want anyone to win the world cup

Calling whatever greasy new yorkers are doing "Italian" is so silly. They don't even say the words right. Say gabagool in Milan and they'll show you what they did to Mussolini

"oldest immigrant community" I guess that just makes you a regular community then huh

Summer Girls by LFO is a criminally under-hated song

@sadphalanges @jonahrrobinson get me on the show

@ychael_ Soap opera guy 100%

Which of my celebrity doppelgangers (according to women at the bank) is most accurate