idk

@RespectfulMemes That being said, Oceania does not begin and end with the same letter.

@RespectfulMemes I hate Australia believers. If Australia is the continent what continent is New Zealand a part of? Continents are just the next biggest geographic grouping right after countries so it doesn't make sense to have a model where countries fall outside of the continents in limbo.

@also_idk67526 I need a friend group comprised of clones of myself so we can infinitely circle jerk each other

I need a friend who's just as big of a loser as me

@thereisnobeth Uh huh

is everyone just stupid now

@Ravenismeee I'm soooo fucked

You have a chance to take home $1 trillion but first you have to beat your pfp in 1vs1

@mimiipien Then you better not piss me off 😡

quite scared of violent men

@wretchedatheart Yeah, a conspiracy against me specifically

its all a conspiracy

@Jessethefree Insert that one bell curve meme

Racism is a low-effort, low-intelligence shortcut, the lazy man’s answer to complex social problems that actually demand intelligence, effort, and honesty.

@lwucifa COME GET ME! COME ON, IM WAITING! IM NOT AFRAID!

WHO WANTS TO RUIN MY LIFE NEXT? WHO WANTS TO RUIN EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR AND SEND ME INTO AN EPISODE FOR THE NEXT 5 MONTHS. COME ON. IM READY. IM WAITING.

@christasyd Everyone I ask just gate keeps me, man or woman, they don't wanna give me advice for some reason

Strangest part of heterosexual dating culture is how men will tell other men "this is what women like" and women will tell other women "this is what men like" instead of directly asking and actually regarding the opinions of the opposite gender.

@virtuallyself Spoken like a true future substance abuser

i’m too intelligent for my own good i need to dumb myself down a little.

@angel4uuuuuuuu Arid thrusting

can there be a more elegant word for dry humping ?thanks

@z3nwi Via my immaculate intuition and attention to detail

@ydyliy how did u come to that conclusion

twt is so lame bcs the few girls u thought were cool (actually dnt have their whole profile male centered) jst suddenly start tweeting abt their boyfrends, and men are so sad and depressed bcs all they want to do is edate

@herzkaofficial @jiskgs I was being sarcastic

apparently periods are nasty

@girlderping What a fool I was.

@ydyliy Sorry dude you have to have a certain level of charisma in order for it to work when you use it :/ which is no problem for a guy like me personally but yeah sorry man :/

hey girl. are yuo a centipede cus it don't make no Cents how much i want u to pede in my mouth😅

@Niafatorexic You're flexing on me 😫

I felt like that until a week after my 15 birthday where I met this stupid 13 y/o that choose me ando choose him. I don’t care about a thing or no one but him. Same for him. Seven years later and still strong xd

@evildoggirl Can I take advantage of you?

i'm so vulnerable right now. hello

@virtuallyself How about you live rent free in my fully furnished guest house, utilities included

live rent free in my head? how about you live rent free in my basement instead