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Ukrainian men love me (I look very Eastern European btw)

Can’t fucking wait to see the videos of ICE in Hartsfield Jackson tomorrow morning lmao

In 2005, Jeffrey Epstein was under an 11-month FBI investigation 40 underage girls alleged Epstein assaulted them After Epstein gave information to the FBI, federal charges were dropped Who was head of the FBI then? Robert Mueller

Just bought the cutest bathing suit oomg

@AndreaJoseph0 @MemesToSave Meet Penny, my cat 😍😆

@yeah12ugh @MemesToSave On behalf of Kaley Cuoco. I say a big thank you, dear supporter❤️🥰

So a gay guy went to tiktok to explain how to tell a peen size through a print in any type of pants and the accuracy is uncanny He calls it “catching print”

Sigh

Just realized that whey protein powder causes bad acne 🥹

@SolidBam That’s with no interest

just cause u got a 2026 don’t mean u on your shit, u owe them people 40k 😭

@0xleegenz Rain

What smell instantly brings back childhood memories?

A rough towel is a much more enjoyable drying experience than a soft, fluffy towel.

when my hair is unwashed i feel like killing people

Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub

Hair lady upped her rate from $75/hr to $90/ hr sighhh

@MurrayHillGuy1 Your body needs other necessary nutrients to process protein correctly

My friend eats 5–6 protein bars a day, 2–3 scoops of powder, and ground beef for dinner. Gained 25 lbs in 4 months… barely any muscle. Are protein bars/powder just the biggest fitness scam?

@travisakers I only know this cause I pissed myself in the Disney resort hotel lobby we stayed at when I was 7 after a road trip to Miami. A road trip that I was too nervous to use the rest stop bathrooms

Atlanta is closer to Canada than Miami is to Atlanta. I have no point to make, I just thought you should know.

@GAFollowers You used to get made fun of if you went to. The school with the metal detectors lol

Gwinnett County Schools have completed a major safety update. There are now weapon detectors at every middle and high school in the county.

Seen today near Piedmont Park

Where were you when you found out Tiger Woods had 18 mistresses?

That time Tiger Woods’ caddie checked the wind with his cigarette.. Legend.