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@lukeburbank enjoy the Timbers match, become a soccer fanatic, and we’ll see you in the Timbers Army section next year!

@L_Oshiro_CA I bet I’m late, but is it your blursday? Have a good one fellow Ten!

@lukeburbank Weed’s not here, man

@joeyalison Wasn’t it great when we thought that paranoid weirdo was just a character

@tommchenry Where does The Dead Don’t Die land?

@KnightMike2003 @pdxbrocialite Yep seen it in SE too

@pdxbrocialite That tag is all over NoPo.

Spotted on Haight street

@shannonpurser This tweet is definitely for me. I thought I was the only one

@possiblyTiffany Got the story directly from my neighbor. My story is wrong, but the real one is BANNANAS. I’ll give you more later

@yeahTHATchad Holy shit, what a mind fuck for her, that’s awful

Despite what I’m saying I have no idea if there was a person in there, I was just panicked that there very well could be. SUV exploded on 84W going into Portland. The whole thing burst into flames. 911 gave me a busy signal multiple times and then put me on hold for 6 minutes.

@possiblyTiffany Omg my neighbor was on that bus. Got off early because a creepy old man was hitting on her. The creepy man was the victim

@yeahTHATchad No, thank you for clarifying! 🖤

@possiblyTiffany Oh yeah sorry

@yeahTHATchad Okay but in Portland, not just on Portland public transit lol, I was legit alarmed. This is still horrifying but *slightly* less aggressively dystopian

@possiblyTiffany 1994. My bad

@possiblyTiffany oregonlive.com/crime/2021/08/…

@possiblyTiffany # 56. Most since 1992. On pace to break the all time record of 1987. Fuq

@yeahTHATchad Fuck, not again. Love taking Portland transit where being murdered is an occasional risk

Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself - "What About Mouthwash?" - Uncensored youtu.be/OOCdIY_HKM4 via @YouTube

That’s fine. Trump can be president of Heaven

@possiblyTiffany 8 is the correct answer

@yeahTHATchad I had to look up what you were talking about because apparently I am not up on historical parent controversies from Reddit. I will say I gave it some thought beforehand. Briefly considered two. Almost went with four. Thought better

Mayor Peter seems acceptable again now that he’s just the Secretary of Vroom Vroom, Beep Beep, and Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Choo Choo

“So since we don’t want to normalize it and we don’t want to help, you can see we’re in a real bind here. Best I can tell you is, we are compromising by making it harder on the unhoused and hopefully they will meet us halfway by becoming invisible.”

Is she afraid that giving the tiniest human comfort to unhoused people would make it too normal… for her? “Sinks and toilets—- it’s TOO TEMPTING! I’m abandoning my house!”

@sorgannos @cyelatm @ryanqnorth My bad. I was thinking of the Italians

@yeahTHATchad @cyelatm @ryanqnorth That's not German