Human garbage

✈✈ ain't hopping, 🃏🃏 aren't dropping, no 🍷can fill me up, there's a little ⚫ in my 🍺, so you pour and I'll say ⛔

Getting therapy is a bit like doing an intervention on yourself but I really need like six of them to shout at me simultaneously

@iggigg Luckily I don't need to guess

The Eagles are now 17-0 in the last 17 games started and finished by Jalen Hurts.

@j_bambrick Biggest driver of this is housing costs. A 2023 study showed UK property is almost 300% more expensive per square foot. Hence our houses are, on average, smaller and less well maintained.

We were in Colorado last week and I was struck by what is now an enormous disparity in wealth between the US and the UK. Spent a couple of nights in a cabin in an RV park - it had pools, slides, mini golf etc, fun for the kids. But the place was packed with RVs worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Not only that, but it’s clearly a conservative form of vacation, so the average car on site was a pickup truck. These were almost universally less than a couple of years old, and worth at least $60-80k, if not more. I could drive you to the poshest place in Northern Ireland and though you’d see the occasional high end vehicle, the average car there would probably cost half as much as these. And then I was talking to someone and they said: “Yeah, this is the most typical middle class American summer getaway.” Middle class. Our economies used to be roughly on a par when it comes to GDP per capita. And now the American middle class lives at a level than puts the UK upper classes to shame. Sad times for us. Kudos to America for resisting the socialism that has ground our economy to a halt.

@EssexCricket Hopefully Westley will actually let him bowl

We are delighted to announce the signing of Indian left-arm seamer, Khaleel Ahmed, on a deal until the end of the season ✍️ Welcome Khaleel! 🇮🇳 🦅 #FlyLikeAnEagle

@james_d_c @CJPhillips1982 Bless you

@CJPhillips1982 Spasov

More to follow but Southend United are getting close to making their first signing of the summer

Forest Green Rovers

As ever @TheVanaramaNL trying to blame everyone else for their own incompetence. They knew about these restrictions months ago and have done nothing to try and mitigate it

PLAY-OFF FINALISTS!! 💙

@TheVanaramaNL Despite the NL doing its best to kick us while we were down last year with point deductions, demands of bond payments and expulsion threats

From 3-1 down to 4-3 winners Simply brilliant, Southend United 👏

A COMEBACK FOR THE AGES 🤩

@JuniorBlues2 @JackBridge10 @OliCoker @GusScottmorriss Thanks so much for organising

Thank you to all who came along, hope everyone enjoyed themselves. Special thanks to all the players who were fantastic with our children! 💙 @JackBridge10 @OliCoker @GusScottmorriss and everyone else!

I love gus Scott morris

Gus Scott Morriss is having a legendary season for @SUFCRootsHall - 16 goals and counting from right wing back, doesn't take free kicks or pens. Goated.

@davematty2015 Get those gains bro 💪😎

Finished the story.

Saquon Barkley and family. Super Bowl champions. “Do you want to give (the Lombardi Trophy) a kiss?”

@BenjaminSolak Best defensive superbowl performance ever?

@StevieVanZandt They were jumping the snap every time, don't see how anyone can complain about the refs there.

I’ve seen a lot of fucked up referee shit in my life but nothing like that. Threatening a guy for doing his job? Holy shit! And then trying to combine what two guys were doing into one penalty? What the fuck? That motherfucker was literally making it up as he went along!

The Philadelphia Eagles have scored the most points of any team ever in the NFC Championship Game.