Yeah, Can't Relate

imagine taking the internet seriously. get a fucking life

@ryanmmichaels why is hercules asking all these questions so early in the morning

@TkoSebastian @Thedudeshub he looks close

@yeahcantrelate @Thedudeshub He actually 57?!

nickelodeon was honestly so insane for this

@pixelaffectiion @soclose2w @TanjunganS1472 @PopTingz what should i tell him

@soclose2w @TanjunganS1472 @yeahcantrelate @PopTingz 📍tel aviv

Hayley Williams at a recent concert: “I hate Morgan Wallen.”

@NeuralSpace_ the catch: it takes a lifetime to get there

🚨🪐 ESPACE Des astronomes annoncent la découverte d’une planète située à environ 146 années-lumière, qui pourrait être l’une des jumelles les plus proches de la Terre et potentiellement habitable.

@insanedms hippo lol

@PicturesFoIder i'm sure halsey gets a bunch of backlash, too

This is Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson. Paris has faced backlash for identifying as Black due to her appearance, but she has stated her father, Michael Jackson, encouraged her to be proud of her roots.

we're at the point now where i could take a pic of a flower and some idiot would say it's ai

@washghost1 i would just forward the email to whoever brenda reports to and ask them to explain why she thinks this is appropriate

I’d walk right out of that job

one of our custodians at work is super nice, but she never leaves me alone any time she sees me by myself, she asks what’s wrong. i tell her every day that nothing is wrong. i tell her i just like being by myself and working where it’s quiet why do old people not accept this

saw a witch today

@ukcontentvault @ReddCinema fascinating lol

@ReddCinema Been saying this for years.. our planet was created by Aliens they see us as an experiment/zoo .. ancient texts confirm this also

🚨 Congressman Tim Burchett says aliens could be stationed in five or six underwater bases off the U.S. coast.

@canalCCore2 i’m repulsed no matter what

A caneta esferográfica japonesa Anisakis é um item artesanal japonês que contém óleo de herbário e um verme parasita real (Anisakis) no seu interior, movendo-se ao escrever. A caneta busca transformar a repulsa pelo parasita em arte.

@iamBigChops dumbest thing i’ve heard all day

Bro I just discovered God might be living in the sun, that’s why nothing can ever get close to it 💔

trump will go to heaven because he is an angel

@sheluvsyby @livewithnoregrt oh lol oops, i was thinking of both of my mom and dad

@yeahcantrelate @livewithnoregrt how many dads u got??

honestly, would you pick your dad again in the next life?

@badazn it’s not that deep

Twitter is the most depressing public square ever. It’s an obvious psychological operation to keep you negative and full of hate where the algorithm is literally designed to reward the most broken and traumatized people. If you don’t see this, you’re cattle.

@jimNjue_ yes. rip

If Trump Nukes Iran tonight, can the radiation reach Kenya?

@disclosetv those artemis hoes picked a good time to dip

JUST IN - Trump on Iran: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."