Michelle Katerine

Gonna hang a picture of Zohran in my house like Irish Catholics did with jfk

@ArthurMuscles Arthur this is lovely

Wow. Just wow.

I’m starting a thread of my art. And also guess what: this is that thread

@SylvanEsso where’s the post garden show the people want to know

@marcuslmorris Never not obsessed with these sandals 🤤🤤🤤

Balenciaga Spring 2008 by Nicholas Ghesquiere

Do I need therapy? Do I need a journal? Do I need direct sunlight? Do I need to stop crying on this M train?

the way this joke imprinted into my DNA, shook my soul to its core, changed my life course at the age of 5

I am so depressed lol

@mashapotatohead One time the ears fell off and we spent all of Easter making clubbed baby seal jokes abt how sad it looked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Happy Easter to this specific style of cake

I am eating Chinese food and drinking pinot grigio in my bathtub pls understand I am totally fine mentally and emotionally

@marcuslmorris Reporting from NYC, vibes are absolutely no better over here 🫡

Arrived to the photo lab to work. Vibes are WILD OFF.

And then I paid Gilbert Gottfried to recreate it on Cameo.

what doesn’t kill you makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life

Taking a Covid test to see if I have an out for a 1st date I agreed to when I was young and full of life (48 hours ago)

@rosadona @tammieetc Have used Lou and his crew 4 different times and can’t imagine using anyone else!! The dudes are very chill and bring a great relaxing energy

Omg I just signed a lease please tell me about your favorite movers because one time my friend used this company required by the coop and they shook them down for extra and refused to take stuff and then someone outside spray painted a dick on her mattress. In Brooklyn heights!!!

@chamomilekid @ghoulbli @rachelmillman GIFT SHOP WAITING ROOM IS EXACTLY RIGHT

when can we turn the tide on all newer “museums” just being selfie/Instagram photo spots. it sucks so bad

@dieworkwear I also think fast fashion and social media have teamed up to push the idea that outfit repeating is some disastrous sin, that even the best mix-and-matchers need infinite pieces. Which is the antithesis to personal style.

About ten years ago, I interviewed a young Parisian named Brian. He had two pairs of jeans, one pair of black trousers, two sweaters, a small stack of shirts, two pairs of boots, one pair of sneakers, and a few coats. Everything mixed and matched.

I think Americans have an unreasonable expectation of what needs to be in a closet, partly because US homes have a lot of closet space. In Paris, closets are smaller because homes are smaller and were built a long time ago. Yet, Parisians are extremely stylish.

Made out with a dude I’ve crushed on for years at a party this weekend and the next day found out he has a live-in girlfriend. 2023 coming in hot.

@ecareyo Same energy

Kid with emotional problems at the sweet 16 party that most of the class was invited to

@marcuslmorris Oh for sure, they’re so good to hang with. But then you remember like “oh damn it this thing NEEDS me needs me” and the rose colored glasses fall off lol

@yeahwhoanice A friend talked some sense into my ass. I do not need a dog. I miss my dog I had in nyc and just need to play with one for an hour and then I remember how much work it is.