Michael Kelly

Having “Oz the Mentalist” on stage with Trump and not saying anything beforehand might be the biggest fraud exposure of 2026

Waffle House at halftime

The astronauts are landing during a monkey civil war. We came so close to doing it.

@AdamSchefter @grok replace Jaxson Darts face in this pic with Jameis Winston

Brian Kelly after being offered the BYU HC job.

What?! Nooo... 🫣

This dog is an absolute Nole 🍢🐶

@davidsven You’re going to bid all your waiver wire money on Tim Tebow again?

Tomorrow will be one of the proudest moments of my entire career. I hope you love it.

I remember this like it was yesterday

Bama fans are going through it 😂 #bamavsfsu @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

@davidsven Can it help in drafting your terrible fantasy team?

🚨Ray-Ban & Oakley Meta Glasses update 🚨 -Faster camera Our engineers are cracked and found a way to make media capture latency even faster with no compromises. You're welcome. - Calendar You can now connect your Google and Outlook calendars to Meta AI to receive event notifications, create personal events, and find important calendar information just by asking Meta AI. For example, say “Hey Meta, what time is my first meeting tomorrow morning?” or “Hey Meta, add yoga to my calendar tomorrow at 9 AM.” - Audible voice search expanded availability You can now use voice commands (e.g., "Hey Meta, play my audiobook") to control Audible in all English-speaking regions where both the Audible and Meta AI apps are available. - Creation location for reminders If you've turned on location services for the Meta AI app, the creation location will be saved when you create a reminder. This allows you to see the location where a reminder was created in the Meta AI app. You can also ask Meta AI about it. - Finally, in recent months, we've began to run a lot more A/B tests and experiments, so you may be seeing some other nuggets. Will shout them out when we learn and validate these on a wider scale. If you haven't already, consider opting into our Early Access Program (EAP) in Settings. As you can guess, many more cool announcements coming next month at Connect, so enjoy this POV footage of me practicing with my little QB and stay tuned!

Give Jameis the starting job right now

BYU is spending monster money to be excellent in football and men’s basketball. Good for them. Super loyal fan base stepping up in a huge way.

The annual pilgrimage to 30a with fellow SEC elites. If you shout “Jaxon” half the teenage boys snap to attention. Nowhere else is the attractiveness gap between middle-aged men and their wives so wide. It’s a southern thing and it’s glorious.

@davidsven Was this update based on my concerns raised this week?

🚨 More Ray-Ban Meta News! 🚨 -New App! The Meta View app is now the Meta AI app. An AI-first app allows AI to be even more accessible and makes your experience even more seamless. -New model: The voice features in the app uses Llama 4. It is more intelligent, personal, relevant, and conversational. -Personalization: You can tell Meta AI to remember (and forget) specific details about you. Tell it you prefer mexican food, BBQ, or have 4 hungry boys that will bankrupt you, and Meta AI will use that context for recommendations in future conversations. -Discover feed: Share your AI creations and get inspiration from others to learn new ways people are using AI. More to come!

Breaking News! FSU College of Law has just risen 10 spots to secure the No. 38 position overall in @usnews rankings, marking its highest ranking ever! FSU College of Law also ranks No. 17 among public law schools and is recognized in the Top 25 in eight law specialties.

If FSU and Clemson had no leverage and no landing spots then why did the rest of the league agree to a payout model that pays them 15m+ more per year and reduce GOR exit fee by over 86% 6 years early?