xena 🇲🇽

2 versions of me fr

time for a nap 🤓

@fuckallatshyt pics or it didn’t happen

@yearnforxena gettin this tatted btw

siren eyes 👀 💚

It’s genuinely terrifying how many people watched The Odyssey and still can’t answer how Antinous knew it was Odysseus the second he plucked the bow. He never took the cloak off. He never showed his face. Yet Antinous’ whole body language shifts into pure panic the moment that string snaps into place. The answer is simple and it’s right there in the movie if you were paying attention. Antinous grew up around Odysseus. There’s a clear flashback of the two of them as younger men on a hunt. He knows exactly how Odysseus handles that specific bow. The way he braces it, the particular draw, the clean sharp pluck of the string that no other man in the hall could produce. That sound and that motion are as distinctive as a fingerprint to someone who spent years watching the real king use it. So when the “beggar” does it effortlessly and the note rings out the exact same way it always did, Antinous doesn’t need to see a face. His body already knows. That’s why he bolts. Not because the disguise magically failed, but because the muscle memory of the man who used to own that bow just announced itself in front of everyone. People acting like this is some plot hole either skipped the hunting flashbacks or simply weren’t watching. #theodyssey

hate when i ask a fine man if he’s single and he says NO 🫩

Same team, different universe.

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girls will try to find something about me to try and make me insecure but jokes on you, i was already insecure about it in the past and learned to love it. now you’re battling with an overly confident bihhhh 🤫

Need a girl like this to ruin my life

2 girls 2 luv ❤️‍🔥

MASTERPIECE.#TheOdyssey 🎬

ok i’m getting sad 🫩

Being sexually desired but not romantically desired is giving people emotional brain damage out here

It genuinely pisses me off that I still cannot get the scene between Sinon and Odysseus out of my head. That underworld confrontation is one of the most captivating moments in the entire movie. Elliot Page’s Sinon comes back angry, confused, and hurt, and Matt Damon’s Odysseus tries to explain himself. He apologizes. He says the lie was necessary. He says he had to keep Sinon in the dark so the Trojan Horse plan would actually work. He even claims he was right there when Sinon died. None of it lands. The apologies fall completely flat because Sinon didn’t need the protection of a lie. He says he would have died for Odysseus anyway. He was loyal. He was willing. The betrayal wasn’t that he died. It’s that Odysseus used his honesty and his trust as a tool. He made Sinon sell a story he didn’t even know was false, then left him to take the consequences alone. That’s why the scene sticks. Odysseus can explain the strategy all he wants. The personal cost is still sitting right there in front of him, and no amount of justification makes it feel better. #theodyssey

HE DOESNT LIKE THE BUSH??? that is no man for me

@spuidermans ily beautiful

@yearnforxena never duh

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atp i can never tell if a man genuinely is interested

Easily my favourite scene of the film