Fran▪️dr yearner

woke up and my tl looks like max has actually announced his retirement

remember when the boy who was supposed to be the cook gave belly a store-bought cake for her birthday but conrad, the guy who only knows how to cook plain chicken, baked her favourite muffins

let’s use the red string of fate as shibari rope…

“oh, the way she looked at you — it was like you were the only boy in the world”

Addicted to the worst writing style of all: third person present tense

he’s annoying as hell

catch it you psycho horny ass