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Dr Strange bring your bitch ass outside actually

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

Ngl I be staring at my own tits too

I don't know why the Liberty Mutual people think the Liberty Biberty thing is funny as fuck

if i was odysseus i wouldve just called my wife to tell her im alive because i live in the modern times and not da ancient times

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

soon as i find out about another bitch i’m irritated 😂 thats sloppy work

im gonna end up looking so fucking stupid

eating then i started thinking and now i can’t eat

Dudes be named Jack and they ain’t shit

im reporting every story i see of mfs posting their girlfriends tomorrow idgaf

you cant yearn for a girl AND openly be a pit stop for every other girl too btw

Everyone's favorite ex

you are not fluttershy u are a bitch

drugs are bad except for the ones that I do

Can an apology like this really be enough?

i be on porn hub lookin up “couples that really love each other”