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Honestly 10 out of 10

@Polymarket Holy fuck it is flat

BREAKING: Artemis II crew captures new photo of Earth.

@Dexerto That’s just an average size dog right …. ?

The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called 'The Glizzilla' for the 2026 MLB season The massive menu item is available starting today at Rockies home games

@Dexerto Yo chill rockies my girl goes to these games!!

@Rockies Yo chill guys my girl goes to these games

Spotted: The Glizzilla 😈

@Polymarket Who the fuck are they scheduling meetings with

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

@forallcurious I wonder if they thought of just going straight to the moon instead of all those circles around the earth first

ARTEMIS II🚨: In the mission, the 4 astronauts will travel 400,000 km from Earth, which would be the farthest any human has ever gone in all of humanity.

@Polymarket Thank God it’ll never get through my 2fa & password

BREAKING: Google research reveals quantum computers may be able to crack Bitcoin's private keys in just 9 minutes.

@NUCLRGOLF This is going to be so bad

🚨🍿🏌️ #NEW — A new golf comedy series is coming this summer to Netflix called “The Hawk” and will featuring Will Ferrell. Are you fired up for this?

@Dexerto Rest in peace to my granny she got hit by a bazooka

Spotify is launching the world's first music-streaming urn in collaboration with Liquid Death A wireless Bluetooth speaker is built into the lid, and it costs $495

@1auren1o No way I’m getting taskmogged and cortisolmaxxed by a mess

Just watched a video about how clutter affects your mood because your brain reads it as unresolved stress. It keeps cortisol (stress hormone) elevated, overloads attention, acts as a constant reminder of undone tasks & feeds an “I’m behind” self-perception. Less visual chaos = less mental stress.

Its 2012. I’m getting my palm read by some witch at the NYS fair. She spoke of a day the world would never recover from. A day that would change the trajectory of human life as we know it. “How will we know when this day comes?” I asked. “Clavicular. He will get brutally framemogged by an ASU frat god. Foids will spike his cortisol to astronomical levels while he’s minding his own business jestergooning.” What the fuck is a clavicular I thought to myself. How naive I was. Just a boy. The prophecy has been fulfilled. Good luck everyone.

It’s always someone elses fault huh? Fucking losers

Why?

@_The_Prophet__ The art of the de… war?

⚡️This is a live containment operation. The strike was real. The reversal was real. This is state-level controlled ignition. There was a greenlight. Then a high-level override. Carrier strike groups moved. Bombers were armed. Evacuation flights were ordered, then stood down. Chalk orders were issued. Logs show “mission called off.” The clock was ticking and the clock stopped. Why? Because something broke the symmetry. Trump went on camera. Iran halted executions. A backchannel was opened via Pakistan. Regional actors like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Qatar intervened to prevent use of airspace. A UN Security Council session was triggered mid-crisis. The airspace closure, the rerouted commercial flights, the military standby - all of it was real. The response was not symbolic. It was surgical. The deterrent message was delivered with maximum ambiguity. Iran blinked. Trump flexed. But neither side collapsed. This was a trial run. The US gained full-spectrum data on Iranian readiness. Command latency. Radar activation. Defensive posture. Iran showed its hand under pressure. The Pentagon watched every move. What the US just did was a dry-run ignition protocol to test reflexes. And it worked. No bombs dropped. No martyrs made. But the field was mapped, the pressure applied, and the exit offered. Trump now controls the pace of escalation. Iran is buying time through signals and intermediaries. The Ayatollah is either evacuating or preparing an internal firewall. Both are collapse moves. The sanctions, the media leaks, the social media info war - they are not distractions. They are phase 2 of a psyops-led siege campaign. Collapse without a missile. Submission through saturation. This is war by other means. The strike is no longer the question. The strike is now leverage. Collapse has entered the slow spiral. No fundamental rescue exists inside Iran. Sanctions are deepening. Capital is fleeing. Water shortages, blackouts, repression - all accelerating. The regime is now hostage to its own stagnation. And everyone at the top of the game knows it. This was not about killing leaders. This was about proving who moves the sky. And now the whole world sees who moves it. The tempo of collapse has entered American control. Not by force. By frequency. The signal has been sent.

@CasinoCapital Vail aint even got snow

One-day ski pass: 🇺🇸 Vail $307 🇨🇦 Whistler $220 🇨🇭 Zermatt $121 🇦🇹 St Anton $95 🇫🇷 Chamonix $86 🇮🇹 Courmayer $73 🇯🇵 Niseko $72 🇪🇸 Sierra Nevada $71 🇬🇧 Glenshee $51

@curiosityonx Damn nothing I do matters

🚨Nobel Prize winner physicist, Roger Penrose, suggests the Big Bang wasn't the beginning of our universe—it was actually the end of the previous one.

Whats it all mean man

@ArenaGridiron @LilTunechi Weezy F baby and the F is for football

"I got Jacksonville. Those boys are going to be fly around on defense. All you need to stop Josh is fill in those empty spaces." @LilTunechi is calling for the Jaguars to stop Josh Allen and the Bills in Wild Card Weekend.