Yelling Bird

LISTEN BUDDY YOU *ASKED* FOR MY OPINION ON GTAV SO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SHIT SMEARS AND STAB WOUNDS

REMINDER THAT A MAN NAMED "BOEHNER" IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE ENTIRE US GOVERNMENT

LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE PISS TRAIN

LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE CUM TRUCK

EVERY TIME @WILW TWEETS ABOUT DRINKING A BEER IT IS CODE FOR SUCKIN' DICK

KICKSTARTER TO BUILD THE WORLD'S FIRST FUCKABLE WHEELCHAIR

BASHAR_AL_ASSAD_PISSCAM.WMV

GLUED A BUNCH OF GEARS TO MY COCK SO I CAN FUCK YOU STEAMPUNK STYLE

TWO MINUTES IF IT'S AN EAGLE

FACT: THE AVERAGE HUMAN PENIS CAN WITHSTAND 3 MINUTES OF PECKING BEFORE BEING SEVERED

FACT: THE AVERAGE HUMAN VAGINA CAN HOLD 1.5 STARLINGS

MY CLOACA IS LIKE A DAVID CRONENBERG FILM: SUPER FUCKED UP AND PAINFUL TO LOOK AT

MY BONER IS LIKE THE SEA: VAST AND UNCARING AND FULL OF DEAD SAILORS

@SheikhLeJaguar YOUR IMPOTENT RAGE IS, IRONICALLY, GIVING ME AN ERECTION

BIGFOOT USED TO BE REAL UNTIL I KILLED THE LAST ONE NEXT ON THE LIST: MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS

MISANDRY IS LIKE BIGFOOT IT ISN'T FUCKING REAL AND ONLY IDIOT MANCHILDREN BELIEVE IN IT

DAVE SIM, VARG VIKERNES, AND ORSON SCOTT CARD WALK INTO A BAR THE BAR BURNS DOWN NO ONE MOURNS THEIR DEATHS

THERE'S NO "I" IN BUKKAKE

IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER IN FLORIDA ****ROAD TRIP****

I'M LIKE A STREET MAGICIAN ONLY INSTEAD OF CARD TRICKS I JACK PEOPLE OFF