Yelling Bird

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Yelling Bird

Yelling Bird

@yelling_bird

SKULLFUCKING YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER LIKE IT'S A FRIDAY AT STAPLES

CUNT FORGE, MONTANA Katılım Şubat 2009
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
LISTEN BUDDY YOU *ASKED* FOR MY OPINION ON GTAV SO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SHIT SMEARS AND STAB WOUNDS
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Yelling Bird
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REMINDER THAT A MAN NAMED "BOEHNER" IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE ENTIRE US GOVERNMENT
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE PISS TRAIN
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Yelling Bird
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LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE CUM TRUCK
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
EVERY TIME @WILW TWEETS ABOUT DRINKING A BEER IT IS CODE FOR SUCKIN' DICK
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
KICKSTARTER TO BUILD THE WORLD'S FIRST FUCKABLE WHEELCHAIR
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
BASHAR_AL_ASSAD_PISSCAM.WMV
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
GLUED A BUNCH OF GEARS TO MY COCK SO I CAN FUCK YOU STEAMPUNK STYLE
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
TWO MINUTES IF IT'S AN EAGLE
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
FACT: THE AVERAGE HUMAN PENIS CAN WITHSTAND 3 MINUTES OF PECKING BEFORE BEING SEVERED
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
FACT: THE AVERAGE HUMAN VAGINA CAN HOLD 1.5 STARLINGS
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
MY CLOACA IS LIKE A DAVID CRONENBERG FILM: SUPER FUCKED UP AND PAINFUL TO LOOK AT
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
MY BONER IS LIKE THE SEA: VAST AND UNCARING AND FULL OF DEAD SAILORS
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
BIGFOOT USED TO BE REAL UNTIL I KILLED THE LAST ONE NEXT ON THE LIST: MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
MISANDRY IS LIKE BIGFOOT IT ISN'T FUCKING REAL AND ONLY IDIOT MANCHILDREN BELIEVE IN IT
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
DAVE SIM, VARG VIKERNES, AND ORSON SCOTT CARD WALK INTO A BAR THE BAR BURNS DOWN NO ONE MOURNS THEIR DEATHS
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
THERE'S NO "I" IN BUKKAKE
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER IN FLORIDA ****ROAD TRIP****
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Yelling Bird
Yelling Bird@yelling_bird·
I'M LIKE A STREET MAGICIAN ONLY INSTEAD OF CARD TRICKS I JACK PEOPLE OFF
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