Hayls 🌙

Nobody could love you like my rotten bones do

As a millennial: Phone is for fun internet (shit posting) Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

I get why Nesta was such a bitch, I only had to walk down 800steps and I was grumpy.🥲 #ACOSf #booktok

I get why Nesta was such a bitch, I only had to walk down 800steps and I was grumpy.🥲 #ACOSf

Have I planned to make @synful23 do bedtime tonight so I can watch the Hannah Montana special with a glass of wine and a tub of Ben and Jerries? ABSOLUTELY I HAVE 👀🥰

🚨THIS IS YOUR 24 HOUR WARNING🚨 You only have 24 HOURS LEFT to play the pre-alpha playtest on Steam! Get it quick! 👀

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

I don’t have “mean girl” energy. I have “I’ve been too fucking nice for too fucking long and I’m fucking over it” energy.

Every time my sister’s baby woke at night, her husband got up, changed the diaper, and handed the baby to her to nurse. It worked for them. After my son was born, it became clear my husband was not built for middle-of-the-night duty. From 12–5:30 a.m., I was on my own. But every morning he took the baby, let me sleep, and had hot coffee waiting when I woke up. That worked for us. There’s no one-size-fits-all in parenting, despite what 𝕏 discourse would have you believe.

Final playtest update is now live! Playtest ends on the 23rd March, so get in there quick! store.steampowered.com/news/app/44429…

20 seconds after this photo my daughter kicked off because her little Vespa run out of battery as we were half way round a lake xoxox

Is it the weekend yet

This week has been a disaster and it’s only Tuesday.. I am so unwell it’s not even funny. James has fractured a small bone in his neck, today I ran like superman and helped save a baby from a smoking car and to top it all off my tyre pressure warning light has come on AGAIN 🙃

all the references in taylor swift's "opalite" music video — a thread 🧵

happy endless February to those who celebrate

I wish I could have stayed in here forever 🥹

Set myself a reading challenge for this year🫡

Just once I would like to be in the bathroom without my cat SCREAMING on the other side of the door to get in 🙃

HOW LUCKY ARE WE. In the midst of the doom, the bills, the storms, the dark, the actual bleak midwinter, we are UNITED to watch, theorise, laugh, scream, have a real communal experience, experience actual JANUARY JOY. What did we ever do to deserve this?! #Blessed #TheTraitorsUK