Yennisis (jenasus in spanglish)

TBT to the email response that got me put on probation when I was an RA.

I make me laugh and that’s what matters

Bi-annual tradition

It hurts to recognize how lame you are *just finished reading old tweets*

Truly do not know what’s worse, trying to buy presale tickets for the concert or unscrambling these damn puzzles

I saw a tik tok this morning with a guy saying how he realized his therapist has never seen what the people he talks about look like so today I took the first ten minutes of my session to show my therapist all my family and friends

One of these days ima be like “love ya, bye” to my therapist and then I’m not gonna be able to see her ever again out of embarrassment

Ever since rebranding of Twitter I’ve been getting a lot of notifications about people tweeting and I deff turned all that off years ago

But if I don’t end every email with “thanks!” Or “ Best!” At my new job everyone will think I’m mean

Spotify just notified me that I’m in the top 13% of TS listeners and I just wanna say that is a HUGE win considering two years ago I was like 0.0001%

I saw Taylor in lower bowl and Beyonce on the floor but my one summer concert regret is not seeing Paramore

Ladies and Gentlemen, BEAUTIFUL DAZE IS OFFICIALLY ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS! Celebrate with me and run this for the one time. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY, SO LET'S HAVE ONE! 🤞🏽✨

barbie

@its_grrr Thanks ❤️❤️

Not me getting into a screaming match with another car as we both attempted to merge from two to one lane and I said “it’s a zipper!” It was so stupid, her face looked stumped.

Just saw OPPENHEIMER, an in-depth character exploration of the people who built the atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that killed a quarter million Japanese civilians. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Japanese people.

Sometimes nothing really is a joke to me and other times everything is a joke and then other other times I’m just like wait nothing matters literally at all but then I’m like wait everything matters and I should act like it. It’s truly exhausting existing

if we get no body, no crime featuring haim at eras there are two options: we finally get a haim verse (HUGE win for haim stans) or we’ll get taylor singing the whole song and haim just acting out the song in the background and i don’t know which one i would prefer

Fingers cross that posting random ass drafted tik toks from years ago is enough for people to see I am not a Taylor swift fan account and they can leave me alone

Why are there still podcast interviewing the ultimatum cast?