charlie 🇵🇸

things children say to me that make me love them even more: a thread

this is such a bar

I finally caught up with Interview With The Vampire and all I can say is WHERE ARE THE EMMYS?!?!?!?!

What does it mean if like as part of my dad’s job he created an AI assistant that has my deadname and now a handful of his friends and my cousin who I haven’t spoken to in 10+ years use it to do things like give them wake up calls and make shopping lists

When you don’t understand why there’s a [sic] it’s like okay which of the three of us is stupid

@ksodomi AND NOW YOU ARE A SIRI PAUSE SUPPORTER!!!!!

You whores don’t give me enough attention on here my iwtv account gets like 5 hit tweets a week because I am funny and beautiful and smart

she’s really frank Gallagher if you think about it

incredible thoughts are being thought around the world

@mytwistedmiind I need to psychoanalyze Cassie with you like I need air in my lungs

@mytwistedmiind Why would u say this to me now I will be mourning it for the rest of my life

Por supuesto que Nate Jacobs tendría un cybertruck eso te lo concedo Sam Levinson.

at the age of ten i thought this was the hottest thing ever and you know what? i was absolutely right

@mytwistedmiind The vomit fetish was loud and clear Mr. Levinson

found the note my sister passed me when our mother announced that our parents were divorcing

“you know, the fact is, nobody knew that they were prosthetic legs. They were the star of the show - these wooden boots peeking out from under this raffia dress - but in fact, they were actually legs made for me." —Aimee Mullins on McQueen Spring/Summer 1999

This tweet always reminds me of once going to urban when I was like 14 and being like “what’s this song I like it” and the employee literally was like “🤨 you actually like this?” and it was Julian Casablancas solo stuff

[ in a world where we intuit that numbers are soft and not crunchy ] lemme just smoosh the numbers real quick

Why did I just found out Tefi is dating a hot butch

Willem Defoe…