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I never even considered Papa John could be a woman. Maybe im a bad person.

i would never answer a gnome’s riddles three, i would simply twist his head clean off

how do I get the dominos emails to stop deadnaming me

Been reading orientalism by Edward said with oomf

@every1youknow @xaviersonline_ Project Mail Hary

@xaviersonline_ The one that’s getting discourse about PMH derides how it ‘regurgitates complex science into simple concepts” and it’s like yeah man it’s a movie

Many leftist movie reviews are closer to the “why wasn’t 9/11 mentioned in Turning Red” video than people would like to admit

@webmica estrogen has reaffirmed my need for either a good staff, or like gauntlets or somethin to beat the shit outta people

estrogen is turning me into more of finesse one handed sword fighting style, like a rapier or a sabre, rather than big hammer, as was my previous envisioned fighting style

@TheBlueDelusion @webmica well, most rapiers are only sharpened for piercing at the tip, so swinging it would just be the equivalent of whacking someone with a kinda shitty riding crop

@webmica Nothing stops you from swinging a rapier full force at a target like a big hammer

is it attractive to lesbians if i'm a sorta smart woman who talks for way too long while engaging in silly tangents but i can be shut up with like one well-timed kiss and i'll stare at u in disbelief and delirious attraction afterwards

@regularaugust dandadan gonna have it rough

I feel bad for whatever manga inherits chainsaw man fans after tomorrow

The Oscars choosing Best Actor:

love when suburban guys say they moved out there “for the space” and then spend 14 hours a week in a metal box on I-95 going 7mph surrounded by other guys who also moved out there for the space. the space is a honda pilot. the space has a check engine light on

@Strombolichan @number1wifefan @alfdefolf nah the kg of feathers weighs more cuz you have the carry the weight of what you did to all those birds

@number1wifefan @alfdefolf But does 1 kg of steel weigh more than a kg of feathers?

this one was pretty great

@Reggie_16197 @snickerolli ye dw, it’s an older meme format 👍

@yetmorebees0 @snickerolli Oh oh

no one in the digital circus is a good person. jax is an ASSHOLE pomni is an ACCOUNTANT ragatha has BPD zooble is NONBINARY gangle is AN ANIME FAN kinger is OLD caine ALSO HAS BPD

@Reggie_16197 @snickerolli (the joke is that it’s not)

@snickerolli How’s Zooble being non-binary a bad thing?💔

it’s my day :3

@P1ctur33 they should put caliburn in the racing game. Make him drive a horse.

I have seen some insane things happen in this game over my time, but this one has to be the craziest LMFAO

@Chorddoesthings tourney so good it made me wanna learn actual tech instead of just mashing buttons, great work

Thank you to everyone to came to melon melee 7 and had a good time! Doing this tournament is why I love melee, every melon tournament we have I get to see people who I’ve met somewhere in the melee world and meet new people who are the coolest ever, I love my friends ty!

Asking my friend who’s telling me about the orgy she went to if she won or not