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She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me. Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

watching him run back to deliver his gun to his body is killing me

Dak Prescott says winning a Super Bowl is "what's left" for him: "That's the one thing I truly love about the organization and the fanbase — it's that or nothing. If that's not how you're wired then, honestly, I don't want you on my team. I love those expectations." (via @espn)

KFC NEW Popcorn Chicken Review | LTO | $4.99 | 620 Calories | Joe Is Hungry

@lastacctwt @ne0JaAnjQriC i’m crying

@ne0JaAnjQriC I like how he walks out of the frame of his own selfie video

Never forget

@linnybreaux old fart

i am now 22 years young.

@eeevxz hmph i still love u more

just won the i love you more battle with a grown man

A rapper visited GameStop in Springfield, Pennsylvania to buy GTA V and Pokémon plush. Thank you for your business!

@fbgbutta @s4brea @newmoneybagss

@s4brea Shit ass. I produce way better 🔥

genuinely who prod ts

@NFL 50 days too long

Hang in there, we're almost back 🏈

@COLDGAMELEEEK dude @newmoneybagss

Stg foo if I was a lil gay ass Nigga round a bad bitch like dis 24/7 & she dont let a Nga see/ feel dat coochie fa more den 12 months im asking da bitch for her low & if I ever see it in a parking lot past 1am im jumping in da car & grabbing dat Nga dick & shoving it in my mouth

@LakeShowYo @TheAthletic 10 souls at espn were taken for 1 contract 😭

ESPN is expected to start paying Pat McAfee north of $60 Million annually after laying off other employees 🤯 (via @TheAthletic)

i will say it should’ve been done more cordially

thank goodness we got ryan clark off the air man