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Bruh the more I think about it, the more Texas sounds like a good idea

Hit her with that dope dick

@MikaylaStrader Shut the fuck up

Can we normalize telling people to just shut the fuck up?

@MikaylaStrader @tranceypants595 Anything below a foot, us as men cannot be trusted with hand measurements.

@yit_boy You know how much easier it is to ask @tranceypants595 to show me how big it is with his hands 🤣

All this time I figured I was just a girl and didn’t need to learn measurements. Now I’m trying to get my store together & i in fact need to know measurements

Live Laugh Toaster Bath

People never cease to amaze me.

@tranceypants595 Best favorite animal is ardumdildo, mkay thanks bye. It’s creepy Dave. Bet you read that in his voice didn’t you

Creepy Dave is the best tiktok there is

Heard it was national girlfriend day too bad I ain’t got one

Proverbs 31:3 nuff said

@_colt45kinn Should

I have a tattoo appointment to finish my forearm on the 7th I might get wicked and throw a face tat in with it

She ain’t a snack no more. She’s a happy meal, coming with a kid and toys.

I’ll take a bitch anywhere but serious.

Got someone’s daughter a new necklace

@_colt45kinn Do not threaten me

BUDDDDDDDDDD

Let’s get rowdy and reckless

@Bri_C06 Charge by the hour

Life is fucking me and I forgot the safe word

My work playlist