Yellow Milk

*sees beautiful 19 year old woman at coffee shop* *approaches her immediately* me: you look like my next mistake 19yo: omg what? me: you heard me 19yo: you’re saying i look like a mistake? that’s insulting me: you’re right, it would be under normal circumstances, but you’re wrong. because the last mistake i made was dating a beautiful woman, so because i’m saying you’re my next mistake i’m actually saying you’re beautiful 19 yo *blushing*: omg thank you that’s so sweet. what’s your name? me: sammy breakfast 19 yo: do you want my instagram? me: heh.. i’m a bit more… old fashioned lol. i was going to ask for your number. i can change with the times though, here’s my instagram *types in my instagram handle in her ig search bar* 19 yo: wow i think ive seen some of your videos before me: doesn’t surprise me 19 yo: what do you do for work? me: i’m a software engineer 19 yo: that’s awesome, so you must write a lot of code huh? me: someone’s out of touch lol 19 yo *confused*: what do you mean? me: i haven’t written code in 3 years. i have chat gpt do it for me. why should i waste my time when i can have ai do the work for me? clearly you don’t see where the future is heading lol 19 yo: tbh i guess i just don’t know much about it me: if you don’t know how important ai is going to be in the next 3 years, i guess i don’t know much about our future *i turn around and walk away* are women these days all like this?